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We make “they’re speedrunning” jokes but it really seems like some folk are speedrunning to April 92

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People. It it’s way too hot out for car sex. You’re gonna get dehydrated

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Untitled Goose Game 4k 120Hz when!?!

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Oh hello

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*Karen O Voice* Toooddd Lyons demands you be nice to him

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bowie is in the air at walker stadium

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*Police Chief Looking Through Binoculars*: My god. What the hell does he think he’s doing? My Wife: His job! *Me putting 10 potstickers in to the pan*

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wrote a script that randomly generates color swatches and it instantly became the greatest toy I've ever had. Wondering how hard it'd be to automate a bsky account that posts these

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Im probably gonna get in trouble for doing this,but Im gonna do it anyways I keep seeing all y’all stealing my Raising Canes cutouts and taking me to cool places,,, DO IT! Whoever steals me and takes me on the best adventure this summer,, I’m gonna pick one of ya and take ya to Canes with me

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It’s over for you bitches* *me going outside this summer

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🐶

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FREE!!

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We need to appreciate that Keanu Reeves after 35 years of prestige action cinema and leading man charisma. And Alex Winters becoming a celebrated documentary filmmaker, both easily stepped back in to playing some of the dumbest characters ever

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Wrong! Wrong as fuck!

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2 DNA tests says this guy is a Pomchi and that made me give up on DNA.

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Getting brand new Mario Kart and a new John Wick movie and the NBA Finals in the same weekend is I guess what the afterlife is like? I’m doing Ribs on Sunday.

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One is at my cousin’s wedding in Boston. From the groom’s side, a girl asked me if I was the cousin from Montana? Said yes. She said her roommate at Colorado State was from Montana. Her roommate was the daughter of my Parent’s best friends. We grew up together

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Fake sports fans: uuh we must protect women from MEN in sports 🤓 Real sports fans: Call up the Browns we got a fix for them

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I’m 43. Regularly mow my lawn, fall asleep on the couch, complain about local sports teams, and get excited to go to Costco. So what I’m saying is, if you had a shitty dad, I can say I’m proud of you come Father’s Day

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I saw this in 3rd grade on VHS the day before Christmas break and it stuck with me for so long. Took me forever to track it down. It’s so weird in such a good way

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i accidentally used my business bank card for a personal purchase, so now i have to reimburse my own company for "accidental cheese"

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