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Oh hey. Look what I found in my photo archives @protonjon.bsky.social

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

@therealshrum.bsky.social Shrum is a portmanteau of Shrek cum and everyone must learn of this revelation.

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

The fact that people won't even respect a cartoon goofball when he says don't call me Blitzo, my name is Blitz should be a sign that maybe American society is failing in the autonomy department.

submitted 175 days ago • 1 comment

It's been like 9 years but still thinking about that time I offered to help assemble pamphlets to the director of a homeless shelter I was staying at and she started to explain what collating is and I was like "I know how to collate, I've done this plenty of times." And she was like shocked for some

submitted 175 days ago • 1 comment

Can't believe protonjon wished me a happy birthday on my lucahjin fan account THAT HE FOLLOWED WAY BACK when I had like 40 followers on it. Which is funny because LUCAHJIN IS HIS WIFE AND HE'S WATCHING ME BE A GOOBER on bluesky geeking out about the person he signed the paper with.

submitted 179 days ago • 1 comment

“Is it okay for a social media platform to be an echo chamber” back in the day we had websites and websites were generally focused on a single topic and if you were into that topic you would visit that website and if you weren’t into that topic you just didn’t go on that website and it was fine

submitted 181 days ago • 298 comments

Conservative idea of unrealistic representation: black jewish rapper Nissim Black: 👁️ 👅 👁️

submitted 181 days ago • 0 comments

Any trans woman who talks about sex online: I am sex positive! makes a sex joke puriteens: you're not even trans, you're just here to make trans people look bad you pervert Literally normal people: She is allowed to talk about sex you shit stirrer

submitted 183 days ago • 0 comments

YES I WANT TO FUCK MONTY'S BACKWOODS GATOR ASS LEAVE ME ALONE LMAO

submitted 185 days ago • 0 comments

If he was ACTUALLY rich, he wouldn't have needed health insurance to get his healrhcare. If his insurance denied a claim, he'd literally just pay out of pocket IF he was rich. If you need insurance to pay for something and can't afford it on your own, that means you're not rich.

submitted 185 days ago • 1 comment

The weirdest thing about trauma is that it seems normal if you have experienced it since childhood. One of the big moments that made me realize my childhood was fucked up was I was telling the story of how I found out Steve Irwin died and it was my mom and I got home and immediately my dad said

submitted 187 days ago • 1 comment

racists think they're seen as deep thinkers when in reality, people see them how Nicky and Alex see Lorna in Orange is the New Black: dimwitted and it's funny to laugh about.

submitted 192 days ago • 0 comments

the only reason that tech was ever remotely left-coded was that in the early 2010s they consciously aligned themselves with what appeared to be the dominant political party. that meant large donations to Dems and nominal gestures toward diversity. as soon as the winds shifted they swung right.

submitted 198 days ago • 187 comments

🐟🧢 x.com/platypupu/st... #furry

submitted 199 days ago • 4 comments

Some random Nazi made dozens of accounts to try to harass me today when blocking malfunctioned, & still failed because not one single person engaged. It seems everyone on Bluesky got the memo. React to nothing. Starve them out. They're so desperate for a crumb of attention. Deny them.

submitted 210 days ago • 201 comments

"MY UNCLE IS A COP!!!!" So is mine and he groped my breast when I was 16 at a grocery store when my family was picking up food to eat at my grandmother's visitation and when I hit him for it, he told my mom I'd hit him and when I tried to tell her he'd touched my breast she wouldn't let me speak.

submitted 203 days ago • 1 comment

Right wingers are fully embracing pedophiles and blaming queer people for pedophilia existing while I, an actual queer person would fling myself off a cliff if I so much as had a single thought about touching a child in a sexual manner.

submitted 209 days ago • 0 comments

Just had the weirdest memory pop up. In the summer, my middle school would have a summer school program with fun classes like book club and movie club and woodworking and shit. And the 8th grade literature teacher taught book club and sometimes he'd take us outside and we'd each get a few off brand

submitted 211 days ago • 1 comment

You don't want to live off the grid, you just don't want your neighbors right next to you and you want to feel like you're responsible for your own survival instead of it being filtered through 500 different sources. And that is normal and okay but be honest about it.

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

I didnt watch the fight how badly did Mike Tyson ruin Jake Paul's face?

submitted 213 days ago • 0 comments

When your cat turns around and puts their butt in your face

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

Half my posts are dead serious and the other half are the stupidest jokes ever. Have fun being blindsided when I really do give you anal beads for christmas.

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

I give you the gift of christmas anal beads. No, I mean anal beads. WTF is a garland?

submitted 216 days ago • 0 comments

Am I lonely? Yes, but unlike incels, I fill my time with things I enjoy and spend time with friends instead of blaming women on me just not being what they want. I know who I am and am fine living my life alone if it means I an happy. I don't need a relationship to be happy. I just need to be me.

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

I'm still gay motherfucker

submitted 218 days ago • 0 comments

save your anger for now. You'll need it later. They won't trike yet. You need to be ready when they do

submitted 222 days ago • 0 comments

if you can watch the end to homeward bound without crying you're not human

submitted 225 days ago • 0 comments