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I have a fucking AESTHETIC to uphold and I can't figure out what it is.
Originally from St. Olaf but live in Hell now.
Lowkey a huge slut.
Lead Editor at the New York Times
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Okay but I'm talking about when people say it out loud
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McFucking reason. Like she even KNEW my background and was stunned that I knew how just because I was homeless. Like, holy shit.
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And then they go to therapy and become better people. The end
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Gift of the magi, but make it punk
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It's also funny because I made extremely BIZZARE fanfictions of him and his wife when I was like 20 and they WERE irl ships but NOT WITH EACH OTHER AND ALSO EVERYTHING WAS GAY.
I hope he understands that I was but a mere babygay trying to cope with being queer in an unforgiving world.
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I'm happy that you found someone like that tbh.
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Even better because now some fucknut has a useless helmet and another has a bike without a helmet to use
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The people claiming he was rich aren't the ones who care about you. They're the ones mad that their attempts to paint him as a villain failed to EVERYONE, not just the left. They're scared this will unite us all against them and are trying to skew us. Don't take the fucking bait.
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far worse that he did. My father raped me when I was 4. I blocked it out for over two and a half decades. I have since healed as much as is possible but yeah, the rest of it seemed normal to me because that was what I was used to from birth. And the rest my brain hid from me to protect me.
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He would usually position himself behind my mother so he could make whatever face he wanted and if she ever looked at him, he immediately changed expressions.
He got some sort of sick joy out of seeing me cry. And eventually this revelation led to me finally being able to acknowledge something
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They asked me many questions I did not have the answer to. One of which was why was he happy to tell you this. I had to think about that for a long time. Months to be more exact. And eventually I realized my dad LOVED hurting me emotionally. He LOVED giving me bad news.
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Mainly because I thought it was impossible but also because I thought he was making some cruel joke. And he changed the channel over to one talking about the news story and had me watch.
So I told this story to a group of people and everyone looked REALLY uncomfortable.
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"Hey *deadname* the crocodile hunter just died." with this weird GLEE in his voice and a big grin. He changed that expression as soon as my mom looked over to one of grim sobriety. He knew I loved the crocodile hunter. I assumed he was pranking me. I said "Haha nice try."
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three of em!
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UGH FINE (jk I actually didn't realize I wasn't following him on here so this genuinely helped)
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That's okay. I spent a lot of the day watching last stream standing so it gives me more time to plan a niche to watch that as well.
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Sanest RFK take and it's not even real
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Literally me
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Don't feed the troll was common saying for a long time and then people decided to stop doing that and fed them and they grew. Hopefully we can get back to not feeding them.
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So yeah fuck your uncle AND mine. Fuck em both.
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Oreos both the original and golden type. We could choose two of each or four of one. And a paper cup of soda we were allowed a refill after everyone had gotten a cup. I just remembered that. It's not really important or anything but it was something I remember enjoying a lot. Idk. Good memory.
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1. idk
2. For glory obviously
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hap birf, Jon!