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Beanz Meanz Heinz

I tried so many different things, but never found any kind of alcohol that could be mixed with this.

#Whitesox #SpringTraining sign. Sarasota, FL circa 1970 #Baseball

Somebody set us up the egg

I wouldn't say "know", but here's the shortest one I've ever met:

I came out this morning and found this flyer on my Honda Odyssey. Just because I own a Honda doesn't mean I condone the man's actions or agree with all of his political beliefs, and I'm a little offended at the idea that I should be held responsible.

Listen, Microsoft, if I use asterisks for emphasis, that doesn't mean "bold". There's already a button that does that. If I wanted bold, I would have clicked the button. Stop trying to guess what I want.

Okay my work here is dumb

"Eggs are complicated, they should cost a hundred dollars each" -- Mike Nelson, "The Chicken of Tomorrow" #MST3K

Finally, they've managed to distill the entire essence of The Atlantic into a single headline.

I'm really gonna have to delete all my posts again. LOL.

I disliked our involvement in Ukraine for completely different reasons than the GOP. I think our involvement was always disingenuous, complete bullshit. Our government never cared about Ukraine either way, but we did enjoy having an excuse to funnel more money to the defense industry.

This is a song that gets stuck in my head if I merely see a reference to it. May be the worst one for that, in fact. Hob-goblins Hob-goblins

I really want to meet the person who created Microsoft Teams, especially if society collapses and we no longer have laws.

I am enjoying how when someone sends me a meeting request, I now have to deal with it both in outlook and teams, because accepting it in outlook doesn't clear the little flag on teams, and it looks like I have a message but it's actually just a meeting I've already accepted. Smooth integration.

"Save big money at Menards"

"Fuck" -- The White House chef as he dumps a tray of Chicken Kyiv in the trash.

This year, I suggest stocking up. You'll want to do the "Cinco de Mayo" joke for real.

I hear the Democratic party is looking working on a project to resurrect George Wallace, they think it's their best shot at getting some energy behind fundraising for the midterms. I know that might seem extreme, but *he won in a Trump state*, folks. You gotta meet the electorate halfway, right?

Democratic voters have been begging the party to do something, and the Party has decided to be more Republican. The Democratic Party will never be the solution to any problem. Well, other than those times you find yourself saying, "I wish someone would text me and ask for five dollars."

Looks like the Ukraine meeting went about as well as expected. Wonder if we'll be seeing that rare earth deal signed today. LOL.

"Spinach'd?" is the new "Vaxxed?"

On this day in 1983, an advertisement for videotapes... "Carton of 12 $104.88."

Still amused that I had to convince one person that rather than having 18 people fly from OH/PA/NY to California, it might be easier to have two people fly out east from California and do the meetings various places over here. I guess if I hadn't said anything, we'd all be flying out west.

Today is gonna be a jar-of-olives-for-lunch day. I can just tell. That is going to be my effort level for everything today.

My streak of no business travel is coming to an end, soon :(

The most Conservative I ever feel is when I’m at the back of a long line, and then a bunch of people get in line behind me, and I’m like: “Nice.”

UPDATE: HE RETURNED IT