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Why isn't there any news coverage about Texas HB 3225???

The two words were "Fuck off"

NetGalley has an in-browser reader now which is going to do wonders for my feedback rate

My mom, to me: I'm surprised you don't think Timothee Chalomet is attractive. He looks like a girl.

The Substance is falling into that movie trap where its critiquing the obsessive sexualization of young women by obsessively sexualizing young women.

"Otherwise unblemished" has me FUMING Yeah, anything is otherwise unblemished if you overlook all of the blemishes. Im a millionaire if you overlook the 999 thousand dollars I dont have.

Reminder that I dont want "leftist Joe rogan" I want non-profit, non-sensationalized, factual news reporting and nationwide investment in information literacy. That being said, whatever gets us the fuck away from the right is fine by me.

Did you know that if you're not athletic, but you hire a Olympic athlete to compete for you, you will be able to outperform the other varsity athletes who have dedicated their lives to being good at the sport. All it takes is some cash and a willingness to cheat.

from “Parable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler

Somebody's gotta get him all dressed up Give him a reason to wash that truck Somebody's gotta teach him how to fuck So God made girls

A must-watch from Macklemore!!! Finally something that really encapsulates my rage at our political state rn!!! youtube.com/watch?v=sn9E...

So Macklemore has a new protest song out. It’s incredible. YouTube have buried it and you can’t share the link but anyway - go to YouTube and type in ‘Macklemore - Fucked up’ before they take it down. Here’s 60 seconds of it: #macklemore

Catharsis of the day was reporting an ad I got on youtube for Tim Pool's channel. Just fully unloading on whatever poor AI bot is gonna process my complaint about that piece of shit.

Decided that Jesus was talking about chest binding when he said "Truly I tell you, whatever you bind on earth will be bound in heaven, and whatever you loose on earth will be loosed in heaven.” (Matthew 18:18)

This doesn't sit right. It almost does something, but its still just a skinny girl performing positivity while body checking the whole time. Buy jeans that fit. Don't worry about a larger number. That doesn't measure your beauty or worth. See how I did that without shoving my waist in your face?

That platform is in your living room with people you actually give a shit about. No one is changing their mind from a bluesky debate with a stranger. We've been trying to use social media that way for years and it's just not working. Talk to your real life friends and family.

Not to make this a Michael stan account, but when im sad he puts on the Bob's Burgers movie without me asking and its just another thing that makes me feel so absolutely cared for and protected. I hope everyone finds a partner like him, but not him bc he's mine 🥰

True love is spraying Icy Hot on my ass bc I have a painfully tight hip.

attempting to describe the vibes of the moment. have yet to do better than: "imagine watching a documentary reenacting the burning of the Library of Alexandria set to the soundtrack of 'Yakety Sax'"

“I Fucking Warned You Dude. I Told You Bro” reading list: Parable of the Sower by Octavia Butler 1984 by George Orwell Fahrenheit 451 by Ray Bradbury Never Let Me Go by Kazuo Ishiguro The Wall by John Lanchester Chain-Gang All-Stars by Nana Kwame Adjei-Brenyah Face by Joma West #booksky

Office Space doesn't hit the same when you have a job you like and you realize that now you're flair guy...

Michael pre-ordered Mayhem for his CD collection even tho he's not a huge Lady Gaga fan. He got it bc he knows im a fan. Thats true love fr 😭

Here are six ways you can put your trans ally-ship on steroids (pun intended).

Chappell Roan would love Lucky Red by Claudia Cravens. If someone could tell her to pick it up if she has a moment, I just know she'd love it.

SCREAMING! CRYING!

Anti-Trump graffiti seen in Washington DC

Thinking about that town in Italy that will give you a house for a dollar if you open a local business. Do you think they need a librarian? I'll be a librarian for like half pay if it means I can have a one dollar house and not live here anymore.

Reading Dracula because I needed a feel-good story with a happy ending.

My cat likes to steal my puzzle pieces and a few weeks ago I spent the night at my fiancee's house and when I got home she had put the puzzle piece in the exact spot I sleep. She was casting a spell so I'd come home 😭

Checking to see if anyone is looking at my new display... #libsky #booksky #booktok #library #libraries #librarian #librarianlife #librarylife #Decorah #Iowa #midwestlife

God really loves to put me down in the fuckin dumps before giving me great art. He saw me grieving bc of our fascist government, and was like "A new Lady Gaga album and Mia Goth as Elizabeth/the Bride to numb your pain"

Fuck yeah!

Watching Party Girl for the first time and I'm actually offended at the depiction of librarianship in this movie

@bsky.app I'd like to be able to react to dm messages. Sometimes my fiancee sends me a skeet (bluesky tweet) thats just a pic of a raccoon and id rather be able to double tap to like it instead of being like "cool raccoon, babe!"

Okay, I’m hoping this will gain some traction on Bluesky *inhales* SALEM PUBLIC LIBRARY IN OREGON IS IN DANGER OF CLOSING. This sets a dangerous precedent for state capital libraries!! This is a continuation of the saga from last year, when we were saved at the last second by the then-mayor. (1/2)

Watching The Love Witch for the first time and I am IMMEDIATELY obsessed. Omg fucking perfect!

My reward for finishing my homework is that I get to read a book that has nothing to do with my homework or with resistance. Unfortunately I suck at leisure so my book of choice is a graphic novel about school shootings 🙃

Everything I have known and been taught about my own country my whole life is that we take pride in our participation in the defeat of nazism. No economic situation is worth sullying the memories of the men and women who fought for our freedom. Do not flirt with nazism, it will not set you free.

Fave Five: Queer YA About Immigration Indivisible by Daniel Aleman  Ander and Santi Were Here by Jonny Garza Villa  We Set the Dark on Fire by Tehlor Kay Mejia Kween by Vichet Chum The Grief Keeper by Alexandra Villasante Bonus: These are all YA, but for a New Adult Romance, check out The…