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New goal: Calling out Grifters, on both the right, left and center, in 2025 and beyond.
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Remember when we were all getting our first iPhones back in about 2007 or so, and the main question was "How is the call quality?" LOL like anyone actually talks on the phone anymore.

Trump has let his abusive boyfriend move in with him. He knows he can't break up with him. He is stuck. If Musk takes the incel crowd with him, Trump is sunk. We're all watching Sling Blade at this point and it's the scene where Doyle is going apeshit on his own band. We need Carl STAT.

Curious about how the MAGA crowd is taking last night’s half-time show? Triggered?

Some please Luigi Nancy Mace.

if you are posting about how elections aren't going to happen or how nothing can be done or that Trump is an unstoppable force of nature you are spreading fascist propaganda btw

Helpful!

I feel like we’re not talking about Faith Popcorn nearly as much as we used to.

I think Bob Denver made a mistake by wearing that Gilligan hat later in life for interviews and appearances.

Guys, you can’t have a One Hit Wonders playlist with Laura Brannigan on it twice. C’mon. Think this thru.

When I was a kid, in the 70s, there was always a loosely wrapped head of iceberg lettuce in the fridge. Basically, the protocol was just tear a chunk off with bare hands, rip it up into a bowl, add some hard boiled egg pieces and shave a carrot, add bottled Ranch, then eat. #mychildhoodwasgross

What is my life if not generalized traffic anger?

I am certain that most of his followers think it's spelled "Golf of Mexico"

Thank goodness Joe Biden is still president to arrange Jimmy Carter’s state funeral.

The left is just as good at selling fear as the right. Be careful who you follow and listen to.

Right?

I loved Shoresy. That’s the post. #shoresy

I get this sentiment. I really do. And i hate this guy with a passion. But: it’s misplaced. No one voted for cabinet members, inspectors general, or chiefs of staff. Doesn’t lessen the damage he’s doing but focus on what you can control.

PSA: Keanu Reeves is not holding up the shirt. Sam Elliot is not holding up the shirt.

Want to make time grind to a halt? Do a cutting phase.

Is Luigi our Gavrilo Princip?

NGL. I like Luigi.

This is entirely unhelpful, fellow Dems. This is Ouji-board politics.

Never fails.

There is a TikTok account that seems to be dedicated to strictly posting AI-generated videos of a fat asian kid eat greasy food, and I am here for it. www.tiktok.com/@created.ai....

Me watching a film. 1. Start watching. 2. Wonder what I’ve seen one of the actors in before. 3. Google actor. 4. Go to IMDb/their Wikipedia page. 5. Find out every single detail of their entire life. 6. Realise I’ve completely missed the plot of the film and now have no idea what’s going on.

Looking at trends in history, I predict that this upcoming time period will see an uptick in political violence against the elites. I’m just not sure how long Trump’s spell will last until his followers turn on him when they realize he plans to only help his billionaire cronies.

I am no fan of DeSantis. None. However, I would take him over Hegseth in a minute.

Democrats speaking out publicly against Joe pardoning Hunter is the type of circular firing squad that explains why we lose.

Is 2025 the year we stop talking about Bingo Cards?

We got suckered.

What is this Tiktok fuckery? They never drop the Mentos in they just stretch it out for hours. What the fuck

I’m “send in 30 box tops for a free Quisp toy” years old.

Applesauce as a side dish for pork chops? That’s it? For a family of 8???