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workplace software critic, “From Away” Maine resident, disc golf and banjo enthusiast https://www.businessinsider.com/everyone-hates-workday-human-resources-customer-service-software-fortune-500-2024-5
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daughter told me that she heard “a bunch of women went to space” and when I told her one of those women was Katy Perry, her jaw quote literally dropped. The only person this stunt worked on was a six year old, for whom “Katy Perry in space” was the coolest thing she’d ever heard. Lol.

Tariff roll-over on the anniversary of Confederate surrender?

Hazan bolognese on hour 6, added some water and tossed in a parm rind and some dried mushrooms a few hours ago, let’s see how low can she go

Stupid thought but Mike White named the White Lotus after his own last name kinda? Baller move. Tune in to my HBO show, Alston Motel.

RIP Ebbets Field Flannels, sold to LIDS in 2022. EFF now have a lookbook (lol), have switched new caps from wool to twill (no longer made in the US), raised the price of the now-old wool ($68! soon to be deadstock), which caused the secondary market on eBay to spike. You maniacs, you blew it up!

On my town's monthly Open Zoom with Town Councillors and woo boy, even in my wealthy lib Portland ME suburb where everyone has "In this House We..." politics, every boomer is this guy

Beatles hot take from the groupchat: Paul playing the hits to stadiums of boomer moms and the yearly weird Ringo pizza factoid are the high-percentile outcomes for the Beatles Legacy. If John and George had lived til today they’d have taken the Cleese/Clapton rightwing heel turn.

Dem project 2025 (destroy gop edition) *Incentivize car manufacturers to adopt direct sales *Amend Supplement Labeling Act *Aggressive IRS audits over $10mm *Aggressively enforcing FARA *Aggressive SEC, IRS, FTC, and DOJ investigations against VCs/tech *Banning MLMs, criminal charges if applicable

"say something for nana" :: child turns into the scatman with alarming precision ::

last night at basketball I got a guy up in the air on a headfake, drove, and protected my layup against the help by going under for a reverse 100% sure it looked like what it was — a hobbled old white dude slo-mo schooling 2 hobbled old white dudes. but inside my brain I WAS KYRIE IRVING, HE WAS ME

very nice of the @nytimes.com to republish my National Geographic story from 2 years ago under a different byline www.nationalgeographic.com/environment/...

the eggs are so cheap now they’re flying off the shelves you guys

RFK Jr looks like both parts of Krang together in one guy

My brother lives across the street from a building Rickey Henderson owned and managed. Would just see Rickey rolling through from time to time, picking up rent checks and doing maintenance. Sure, why not.

Hey when do we get the free IVF? Is there a website to go to?

The obvious what-the-fuckery of headlines like this, I just can't get over the idea of a Chemical Industry Official. "I've worked my way up the ladder at Pollutex, from my time stenciling skulls on the sides of barrels, through stirring the green boiling vat ... I've lived and breathed slime