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Perfect.

What your post failed to consider is me, a stranger with bad opinions

Welp, looks like our first LSD Mondays is also our last.

This. Is. Awesome.

(starting a constructive dialogue) Listen dumbass,

No more martyrs, Kendrick Lamar seemed to say. Resistance to Trump is an “all of us” project. Dave Zirin looks at the brilliant, cooperative political art that was the Super Bowl halftime show.

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My GRIND from the South Side: So yeah, after covering today's Art Rooney annual media session, it couldn't be clearer that not much will change for the #Steelers 🏈 READ for FREE:

when i say im doing something for "the time being" i dont mean for a period of time i mean im doing it for the horrible time being who is constantly ordering me around like im his administrative assistant but wont even tell me his true name

I said “see you next Tuesday” to the HR lady who only comes in on Tuesdays, and now I have a meeting with HR next Tuesday.

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers | Rebecca Shaw

I'm just going to block anyone who repeatedly fails to flag their nudes. It isn't difficult to respect others' consent and provide the choice to see them or not. It's two additional taps. No shame in you being body positive. Just flag it because we don't all want to see it. Same for those who repost

Unfortunately, the Rolling Stone is correct: Trump fomented an insurrection, and by legal maneuvers and feckless Republican allies, he has gotten away with it. www.removepaywall.com/search?url=h...

Can't believe they jumped but the taunting dance is too damn funny

No thank you. I don’t want my appliances to connect to my wifi, I will only purchase appliances that do not come with that feature.

every new restaurant in every major city is either called Thistle+Thorn and thinks adding turmeric to brussel sprouts makes them worth $30 or is called Burger Bitch and has a neon sign in the window that says “im gonna fuck a hamburger”

I’m not saying my lifestyle is obscenely sedentary but I ran for a block today and my phone alerted the police that I was being chased.

Sorry I said “jeepers” when you prematurely ejaculated.

I’m at the age where with most of the new music I listen to I’m not sure which name is the artist and which is the album.

someone just called me a plagiarist. their words, not mine.

it’s her first time seeing a christmas tree🥹

anyway posting this piece i wrote for no particular reason 👀

My latest on-going project: Here, conspiracy theorists carry guns and badges, using their police powers to explore notions that are sometimes completely divorced from reality. www.newschannel5.com/news/newscha...

this is the most kitten looking kitten in the entire world

1. A working fax machine (pantelegraph) was invented ~1856. 2. Lincoln died in 1865. 3. The samurai were disbanded in the Meiji Restoration in 1867-8. Conclusion: There was a 9 year period (1856-1865) where a samurai could have sent a fax to Abraham Lincoln.

me *driving past the apocalypse*: Horses

Heads up, if you're on Linkedin you've been automatically opted in for generative ai training - on everything you have ever posted, including personal data! Opt out: www.linkedin.com/mypreference...

Shout out to the person who put sick ass train stamps on my eBay package! Temped to peel these off ...