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El Capitan displays a massive American flag upside down—the traditional signal of distress or extreme emergency.

ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

i know in theory to avoid the things that trigger my illness but what do you do when the trigger is like, needing to work and deal with insane people

By the end of this decade the most important part of the “Golden Rule” will be the Gold.

FB is like, yeah you can call people slurs, wish death on people, talk about eradicating entire groups of the population and even post literal porn and then:

i like how we live in a world where one can say “whew i need a drink” and everyone is like “haha ya” but if someone jokes about needing to use their vape bc they’re stressed the puritans online have to come out and tell everyone that “vaping isn’t cool or quirky” and wish disease on people like… hm

where the fuck are my representatives?

An hour ago State department reps said no thanks to this offer, because it wouldn’t hold up in court. But then the real president just tweet “GREAT IDEA!” so now it’s probably going to happen.

“At a minimum, 300 babies that wouldn’t have had HIV, now do.” Send him to the fucking Hague

ordered new batteries for my old film camera from photo class but they didn’t make it turn on so i think it might need the capacitor replaced 😔

just saw someone on Threads complaining that Kendrick Lamar winning for “Not Like Us” was indicative of the industry “glorifying” p3do behavior. have we collectively lost our fucking minds?

The entire archive of CDC datasets can be found here. HUGE shoutout to data archivists- this work is important 👏🙌🏻 archive.org/details/2025...

i'm sorry this may be controversial but i think it's a little gauche to be already extending the olive branch to Trump voters before any of them have even remotely expressed remorse. you don't need to pre-launder their reputations for them

Trump is not going to leave in 4 years. People should accept this. He's telling you again and again.

like it isn’t even hard to comprehend this

“i agreed with extremist ideas and now i am surprised to see that the people championing those ideas are taking extremist action” “omg exactlyyy”

Gotta admit, I had intense fears of a second Trump administration but even I didn’t call Project 2025 UNDERSELLING his moves.

There are literally not enough journalists employed in the US to cover the bad shit that is happening right now. We are now going to experience the social consequences of a weakened news industry--which are the same as the benefits of a weakened news industry, to those who weakened it.

Report: Universe To End Next Friday theonion.com/report-...

This Fiona Apple narrated explainer PSA on how to film (and release footage from, not livestream) ICE arrests is exactly what we need from people with production skills right now and is worth about 3 million celebrity “imagine” covers in terms of survival utility

I just need you to understand the degree to which every columnist and pundit claiming they just wanted to "follow the science" or have more research on trans kids is just remarkably full of shit

Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die

It's here and it's perfect

Donald Trump has ordered schools and universities to be even more deferential to male students accused of sexual violence. www.thedailybeast.com/trump-orders...

The depressing thing for me about the hot coffee case is how many people were so keen to side with the massive corporation. Even if all the mythology for true - that the plaintiff got millions just for getting a slightly-too-hot coffee - I'd still be somewhere between on her side and indifferent.

Yesterday, payroll. Today, communication. This is pretty much textbook how you do a coup.

These are scary times. Maybe it wasn’t a bright idea to elect a vindictive simpleton.

Chicago, baby.

putting in a request for a week off work to just sit in my apartment quietly and stare into the middle distance for 14 hours a day

billy joel’s we didn’t start the fire but it’s just january 2025

Alright all - I'm stepping away for this evening. I'll be back in later tonight to see if there's any more updates. Stay safe, if you're trans, stay with us, we are not giving up. And most of all... these EOs are not law, they are not passed by congress, do NOT comply.

All I can really say at this point is if everyone isn't watching how trans people have lost basic rights and protections on a scale that hasn't been seen in decades in the span of 72 hours and realizing that even if you aren't trans there's nothing stopping it from happening to you, you're a fool

Trans people have been here since the beginning. And we're not going anywhere. 📍 The People's March 📸 Will Martinez

GOOD NEWS: A federal court temporarily halted President Trump's order to freeze all federal funding, including grants for public health, education, and safety. Trump's order would have devastating consequences for communities in every corner of the nation. Our leaders must block it for good.

INTERVIEWER: sell me this pen ME: *holds pen up to interviewer's throat* buy this fucking pen or you'll never see your family again

Lmao I prefer the Gizmodo explanation for this mess: gizmodo.com/cvs-is-turni...

i wish i knew what to say but i don't. i'm sorry. i love you. i will never stop fighting for you.

This kid slightly misunderstood their homework assignment and we could not possibly love it more. 12/10

Major news: Donald Trump has just issued a trans military ban, with much of the details left to Hegseth. It states that being trans is incompatible with "an honorable, truthful, and disciplined lifestyle" I know many military trans people who have served admirably for decades. Shameful.

if i say “fuck nazis” and your first reaction is to get defensive - “why does the left think we’re nazis?!” - i’m going to wonder why you think i’m talking about you when i say “fuck nazis” 🤨

Auschwitz was at the end of a long process. It did not start from gas chambers. This hatred was gradually developed by humans. From ideas, words, stereotypes & prejudice through legal exclusion, dehumanization & escalating violence... to systematic and industrial murder. Auschwitz took time.

junk mail is just the opportunity to enrich your dog and recycle at the same time

cleaned my floors today, big big moment