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Go from GOONER to CROONER with this ONE WEIRD TRICK! Frank Sinatra IV HATES this!

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I'm not fucking kidding. Start protesting the think-tanks.

submitted 2 hours ago • 1 comment

at approximately 10:32pm the suspect was observed going x games mode

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ppl arguing about whether the admin is stupid or craven or evil or what-have-you -- it does not matter why they're doing what they're doing. if a guy is going to stab me I don't care what his motivation is. I address the urgent question of getting stabbed less. we can dwell on particulars later

submitted 3 days ago • 24 comments

Doctor: "The tests results came back and i'm afraid.. it's pancreatic cancer" Me: "OH NO" clutching my groin Doctor: shakes his head 'no' Me: slowly pointing to my knee while looking questioningly at my doctor Doctor: "bup bup bup" lightly waving his palms in an 'up up' signal

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

And now, back to your regularly scheduled doomscroll

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daily reminder that lying to your doctor is good and cool actually

submitted 4 days ago • 27 comments

Beef Swellington

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I make the music for when everybody knows mom needs some space

submitted 6 days ago • 38 comments

2024 Toyota Priapus

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pronouncing hondose like fugazi

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It's time to let a slut run the catholic church in recognition of the sluts it created

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Since I’ve been getting this a lot - if you feel like supporting me by buying a jersey or something, I would rather you make a donation to Trans Lifeline or The Trevor Project www.thetrevorproject.org

submitted 8 days ago • 351 comments

rockos modern basilisk

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

I mean this. When Shillace’s book comes available, everyone should read it. One of the most incredible histories of the rise of fascism in Germany and the trans people who lived there. The stories are incredible and the things she uncovered are indispensable.

submitted 9 days ago • 9 comments

Jerry: they called me a groyper! Elaine: well, do you groyp? George: I’ve never seen you groyp Jerry: I’ve groyped, but I’m not a groypER! George: [throws hands up] if you groyp, you’re a groyper Elaine: I don’t think I’ve ever groyped Kramer: [enters] You guys wanna shoot up a yoga studio?

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🎶i tried to be the short girl but obviously i’m not🎵 🎵i can’t get knee deep in the passenger seat because i’m six feet…🎶

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Going to be really clear: This account is a distinctly unsafe space for enbyphobes and people who blame nonbinary folk for "costing us allies." Fix your hearts or die. Hell, fix your hearts and die.

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments

making one of those ads for a mobile game where the person is playing it wrong to frustrate you and want to make you download the game so you can play it right except it’s a video of me fucking your sister and im doing a terrible job

submitted 11 days ago • 3 comments

Saw Brian Molko got charged, and my fucking heart ~dropped~. But it was just for calling the Italian PM a fascist. All hail my egg-breaker and go listen to Placebo

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Did anyone call the billionaire submarine the "noob tube" yet

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Hey @nytimes.com, why the change in headline? Murdered trans man not getting enough clicks for you? Proof: archive.is/aLsoN

submitted 12 days ago • 31 comments

holding forth a vibrator as if it were a blunt u wanna hit this?

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In retrospect, hot sauce roulette was a bad way to decide who gets to be the middle of the human centipede

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Monday night rawtism (this is a theme for an all autistic orgy )

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

can i offer you an egg in this trying time

submitted 14 days ago • 11 comments

whose dick do i have to suck to get some cum around here

submitted 14 days ago • 13 comments

Idk I think we should all beat each other to death with sticks. Or everybody beats me to death. With sticks. I'm calling it Stickism and it's the new big thing.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

From dead man walking to tranny auntie, a short story in two pictures. There is still time.

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

they won’t let you travel around the world in 80 days anymore because of woke

submitted 15 days ago • 2 comments

Posting nudes on the internet is overrated. There are tons of nudes here. Capture untapped markets. Fax your body to a man in Brussels. Nail it to a light post in a town you've never been, and will never be again. Carve your tits into the earth with sweat, a shovel and an aching back. Innovate.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

its not a "throuple" its a triumvirate and we are going to save the Roman Republic

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My family’s from the (mostly North) Midwest, and I love it there. So many happy memories of Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, Illinois, and yes, even Ohio. But there’s one state there I just don’t understand, and have only had bad experiences with.

submitted 16 days ago • 174 comments

youll never guess what this is replying to

submitted 16 days ago • 9 comments

Unless someone has a better idea, I say we put all our energy toward radicalizing Bill Burr until he becomes the "Joe Rogan of the left" that we were promised

submitted 16 days ago • 28 comments

You are literally setting the stage to reimplement the hold that the culture Kairi and Hellthreaders had on this place . You gonna bring back the “timeline cleanse” next ? You gonna force woman to be okay with sexual shit they don’t want to be part of by calling them MRAs ? what a fucking joke .

submitted 16 days ago • 3 comments

asking my bottom surgeon for a low polygon count pussy

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment