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mecasloth.bsky.social
He/Him. Sci-fi and Fake History Writer. Gay. Header made by @zomg.bsky.social
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It’s time for the Milk Hotel to choose a side

What the fuck were they thinking

all else aside this is some classic dumb guy management, just absolutely stupid time and resource wasting incompetent boss shit

Imagine if I made a world following it's plate tectonics, conlanguages, cultures, and history all for a racing story. Haha... Imagine though.

my favorite part of this graph is the part where it makes up a situation it claims doesn't happen, then gets mad at it anyway

I'm sure it's already been pointed out a lot but it really is wild to see ethan kleins transition from building his entire brand off of a fair use case to using legal threats to shut down and dox people criticising him on reddit

Currently drying my balls via space heater #carseatheadrest

Imagine if Ea-nasir was just a completely legit salesman and now in the afterlife he's like "Fuckkk dude they think I was a thief and swindler because of one bad review."

Generational post I fear

advice to young writers: - begin the first sentence of every paragraph with, "So basically the whole deal is, is that [...]" - begin subsequent sentences with, "And plus, [...]" - end every paragraph with, "So that basically wraps it up as far as all that goes." - 4 blank lines between paragraphs

>wake up >Give lecture about Wisconsin cheese and beer >Go back to sleep

Holy shit I was trying to look into Catholic Becky's username for a funny pope joke and wow Reddit is insane about her

Where art thou Noble Brutus?

Northernlion?

Dr. Yakub disappointed by his first batch

Trump has always been a Hollywood guy (from Waterloo, 1970, Sergei Bondarchuk dir.)

desk/couch is a classic talk show setup. he keeps bringing on the same guest every time but it's still a great show

They don't make cis man northernlion fans like me anymore I tell you what

I am from Wiscosnin and love drunk driving. I've had several family members die from it and it's in our culture to drive under the influence.

extremely important PSA

Even the commercials suck that is how you know America has fallen

You're joking that this is the actual scoreboard, right?

The Chiefs will be the second Back-to-Back-to-Back super bowl team

All glory to the Kansas City Chiefs, may Mao guide your hand in riding us of the evil that are the Eagles

Please take a moment for this very critical update

Too Many Cucks (2014)

Damn that’s crazy, somebody should do something about this trump guy

Been thinking about this Hunter S Thompson quote recently

They’re addicted to losing elections lol

Oh god president vance is in the cards

me all day

Some of you would pass out if the Folgers commercial was between two sisters

Reading Hunter S Thompson for the first in a long, long time and it reads almost exactly like Jon Bois.

I hope the Chiefs win because I don't like the Eagles

It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests

Challengers is about the inherent evil of Tennis