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mechanic.lol
Formerly @broke-mechanic.bsky.social. Not really that woke or that broke, not a mechanic any more either.
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Looking at everyone waiting for the Metra train this morning and wondering "where were you cowards last week?"

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

The lead car on the train should get a little 🚶‍♂️ decal for every "pedestrian incident" like a fighter jet gets for every kill.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe the real p-zombies were the friends we made along the way.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Why do they keep making humanoids? If I ever buy a home assistant bot it's going to look like The Luggage from Discworld.

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

Fuck WhatsApp. All my homies hate WhatsApp. If you are doing leftist organizing on WhatsApp please for the love of god use literally anything else. Go back to IRC if you have to just stop feeding your social graph into Zuckerberg's gaping maw Jesus Christ.

submitted 12 hours ago • 0 comments

getting new cars every couple of years is one of those consumption things we need to make illegal. if you buy a car you need to make a death pact with it, you cannot get a new one until it’s dead and buried

submitted 1 day ago • 138 comments

how it feels hearing Bernie speak and seeing thousands of people showing up at his tour

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

You may not like it but this is what peak app design looks like.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Troop Beverly Hills - Shelly Long wears insane costumes and does physical comedy gags for an hour and a half while bullying the worst children you know.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

Washington refused to be a king and Americans never really got over it.

submitted 356 days ago • 1 comment

Each episode will be them learning about some horrible thing the pre-woke CIA did, then they try to do it and it goes all wrong.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna write TV a script about a group of woke CIA interns who slowly realize "damn we gotta kill this guy" and they have to go digging in the archives to learn how to do it.

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submitted 21 days ago • 5 comments

If you were a real accelerationist you would be lobbying Trump to end military vaccinations.

submitted 41 days ago • 2 comments

Anyone have that video of Rahm Emmanuel's last day in office where he's walking around trying to say goodbye to everyone but nobody will even look at him?

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

The American Robespierre is going to be so fucking annoying.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

You've really got it made on here when you can go moderately viral without attracting any reply guys.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Playing with the boys is always going to be at least a little bit gay. If conservatives learned to embrace that they wouldn't be so fucking weird. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKEN...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If you want to see how insane male body standards have become go compare shirtless Sean Connery in Dr. No to shirtless Daniel Craig in No Time to Die.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Our modern heroes all have cum gutters, but no cum.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

If you want to see how insane male body standards have become go compare shirtless Sean Connery in Dr. No to shirtless Daniel Craig in No Time to Die.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

1/ Just a boring married Millennial but my actual advice to Gen Z men is: talk to more women in casual settings in public (in line at Starbucks, at bars, wherever). Not in a flirty way but a general social way. Avoid crypto and gambling. Spend your fun money on friends and dates.

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

Hey so if anyone on here wants to do any direct action this summer I think the FBI will be a little preoccupied.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Playing with the boys is always going to be at least a little bit gay. If conservatives learned to embrace that they wouldn't be so fucking weird. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gKEN...

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

JD Vance - "Guys aren't doing guy things any more because of woke" No, guys aren't doing guy things ~ with you ~ any more. Because you are an annoying little twerp.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

The name’s QINLIANFF. ACCYOD QINLIANFF, British suit, British spy suit two piece, 100% MI6 her majesty’s secret service MACHINE WASHABLE, separates, men’s suit tailor fit two piece classic wedding business sui

submitted 4 days ago • 34 comments

You've really got it made on here when you can go moderately viral without attracting any reply guys.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

At the height of COVID I made a lot of jokes about "9/11 every day" and I just want to say that prophesy is not a gift it is a curse.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

we may not agree on much, but I agree with Trump here. make those planes with haste, boys. cut any corner necessary!

submitted 5 days ago • 35 comments

At the height of COVID I made a lot of jokes about "9/11 every day" and I just want to say that prophesy is not a gift it is a curse.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The great thing about monarchies is that they are much easier to topple than democracies.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna wear my finger out tapping this particular sign.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The American Robespierre is going to be so fucking annoying.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Unpopular opinion: lightning is better than USB-C

submitted 390 days ago • 0 comments

It me

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

What if we made the Snow Crash language virus but for LLMs?

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

lying to get elected is politics 101 and democrats love killing children so much they couldn’t even do that lol

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Repost this if anti-Trans people are not welcome and unsafe with you

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