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mechatodzilla.bsky.social
Semi-pro dad humor writer, drummer, contract XR developer, and dog waste specialist. Read me at Weekly Humorist, Slackjaw, End of the Bench Sports, and others. My book: Inside Video Game Creation. We could be friends.
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This is looking super fun.

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I don't like any computer mouse I've ever had. What am I missing?

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

Kiddo's next Godot project, a Joust-inspired game called Swordsters. The player rides his branch cat into battle against the evil pterodactyl. He drew everything in a pixel art app on his tablet.

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As a former defense contractor, I just can't wait to see what happens when it dawns on Elon that someone has to review hundreds of thousands of 5-bullet emails every week and they've probably already been fired.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Going through a time of growth and maturing. Please don't clap. Realizing you are not blameless in your problems is awful, and I do not recommend it to anyone.

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I appreciate that the same number of people politely engaged with this without me having to write an article.

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Sometimes the most heroic thing you can do is go along with something bad and speak up the next time you aren't getting enough attention.

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The moment they had us hooked on Tetris. I'm as impressed as I am furious.

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This is America. The only way you get to be king is if you have your birthday at a fast food place in 1987.

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

There’s a special place in hell for outlets that use the submissions process to sign people up for a newsletter, then let that be the end of the interaction forever.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I like being mentioned any time, or why would I do any of this? But I’m especially proud any time I’m in a paragraph with @paullander.bsky.social because no matter where I go or who I sling words with, he’s already there working his ass off.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Trump: If elected, I will handle Ukraine. <elected> Ukraine: Eat a dick. Trump: I will get real straws back at Chick-Fil-A.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

What a time to be alive. I mean the time they’ve rolled us back to which is like 1908.

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I’m liking Avowed. There’s a lot to learn about top-tier design at smaller scale. The jumps while navigating, for example. I don’t want to know what it first cost to get horse riding implemented in The Elder Scrolls. Meaningful jumping was practically free, and I’m having fun doing it.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Oh my god put Jeff Lewis from The Guild on SNL to play this guy

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

This just in

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Xbox CEO Flattop Jones no longer cares what console stupid Dick Tracy plays.

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What Avowed presets do you guys like? I went with Will Ferrell Playing Cowbell

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This just in

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Hyper specific here, but I've just written my first RichTextEffect in Godot.

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In general, have you managed to stay friends with people you've collaborated with professionally or on big projects? My success rate is just awful.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Meanwhile I would absolutely love to go back to a phone like this. My current iPhone is big enough to hurt my back.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I appreciate everyone's patience as I sit around feeling sorry for myself because work stuff might not be going how I'd like. I'm now in active development on a personal project I'm very excited about while feeling sorry for myself. 💖

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Have an oil change appointment later this week, also known as Daddy's Quarterly Getaway.

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

One nice point of inspiration as an indie dev is the fact that there is no goddamn work to be found any other way. hashtag blessed.

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