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In what may have been my most neurotic moment of all time, I made my therapist finish listing the acronym for SMART goals after he listed the first three letters and then tried to move on to his next point. I had to interrupt him because leaving it unfinished was ALL I could think about.

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Is this what you wanted, Sam? @samreich.bsky.social

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My wife got in a fight with her family last night so now I have to spend Thanksgiving, just the two of us, enjoying each other's company, cooking, and eating a reasonably sized meal.

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Astrology is cool, but have you ever spent too long figuring out what your Muppets sign is? Because I'm Kermit☀️ Gonzo 🌕 Fozzie ⬆️

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Birds are having a BOGO sale when you pay using StoneCoin

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"...and possibly the military." at the end of this lede hits like

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For sale: ship of theseus Condition: used, like new

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People of Bluesky! Let's get to know each other better. What is your favorite movie? Quote share your answer only in GIF form. I'm not even sure if this is true but I feel like every year it becomes MORE true

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. I'm tired. Should shower to wake up. Should exercise so I don't have to shower twice. Should eat first. Need coffee before I eat. Have to wash cup. Should clean kitchen before that. Should clean the house, then. Need music for that. Phone needs to be charged. I'll sleep while it charges.

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“If you see this post your favorite Pokemon” Pokemon design peaked when someone asked "what if we gave him sword elbows?"

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It's going to be really hard for the abyss to gaze back at me when I'm not very good at maintaining eye contact

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Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source

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Anyone complaining about echo chambers doesn't know how fun it is to explore a cave

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I don't know what this says about me, but it's been over five years since I first watched this scene and I still think this might be my favorite joke ever written

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\ ART GIVEAWAY / thank you for 500 followers here! 🎉 rules: - must be following me - repost and like this post 1 winner will get a hamsterfication illustration of a single character. its in the same style as my commission style ends nov 24th (PST) i will DM the winner 🐹

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We need a Detective Pikachu sequel but he works undercover in Vice

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Every #intro post I see makes me feel like I walked into a corporate icebreaker. Both make me feel like I didn't study for the test on how to make myself sound interesting to strangers.

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A Mike Tyson win by KO could heal me. Not all the way, but a lot of the way

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in the blue sky. straight up "skeeting it" and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. My posts

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I didn't bomb open mic night, the relays were just down

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Wife to me: "What's the weather supposed to be like tomorrow, winter or summer?" We're not enjoying the 35+ degree swings in Philly these days

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My new working conspiracy theory is that people who think cybertrucks look good intrinsically have some graphics driver that I don't, and what I see is basically the reality simulation popping in a low poly model t-posing as it goes down the highway

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It can not be more obvious which of these is a functional third party focused on organizing for change and which of these is a discarded cicada husk after emerging every election cycle. Please follow @workingfamilies.org I've seen first hand the amazing work they do in Philly.

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