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She/her, pro choice, 🌈proud pansexual🏳️‍🌈, french fry addict, lover of: cats, margaritas, rosé & make-up. Likes to hide. Iowan living her best life in Minnesota 8 yrs and counting.
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Happy Pride Month! 🏳️‍🌈

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therapist: “bluesky can not hurt u darth it is not real” bluesky:

i wish i could unlearn how to read

“I'll Fuckin' Do It Again”

oh no what if this is S3 of the Rehearsal

"Idiocracy" is a documentary from the future

But Toad did not answer. He had fallen asleep.

Me every time I see the news:

Lol she should run

cutting myself open to reveal that i too am cake. have been all along.

arguing against birthright citizenship in front of the supreme court while at the same time pitching a netflix show where immigrants compete for citizenship is such a perfect microcosm of america right now that it feels fake

Oh man this is going to be a fun one *JD VANCE TO ATTEND INAUGURAL MASS OF POPE LEO XIV

RIP Moshu Been following this adorable red panda for years very sad to see Moshu pass 💔

After we've finally gotten through this mess I think we could really use four years of President Richard Kind

I don't want AI. I want to fake my death and move to italy

Yes, go on... Lol I may never be the best or the brightest but goddamnit I'm good enough!

On Sept. 28, the Vikings will play at Croke Park in Dublin which is very close to the site of the Battle of Clontarf (1014 AD) where Sigtrygg Silkbeard and the Vikings were defeated by Brian Boru, King of Ireland. Great opportunity for our Vikes to avenge this loss and return Viking power to Dublin.

Not a moment too soon.

I need to know which of you maniacs owned the officially licensed Kraft Mac & Cheese Barbie with the Cheeseasaurus Rex shirt, Kraft hat, and mac & cheese purse, from 1992...

Eight spices? Oh, some must be doubles. "Oregano"? What the hell?

guess we'll be taking a trip to canada this fall to get boosted

Happy Mother's Day! One day, I hope that every mother will be a willing mother, and every child will be a wanted child. That's why I donate to abortion funds. Find your local fund here: abortionfunds.org/find-a-fund/

Lol did it again 😏

Frog ate one of the cookies, “These are the best cookies I have ever eaten!” said Frog.

The fact that there's zero daylight between "pope they picked" and "only pope they would've picked if JD Vance really did kill the previous pope" is kind of interesting.

Lol me rn

I do not care if people in their 20s think I’m cool or not. I don’t want them to speak to me. Get off my lawn.

You're probably wondering whatever happened to the MPR raccoon. It's a sad story. Fame can destroy you. abcnews.go.com/US/woman-arr...

wild that all it took for the US to fall into fascist dictatorship was one president simply acting like a dictator, as congress and the media just kinda shrug

Me every time I see anything about the conclave:

If you got an email from Google about a "free trial" of their garbage AI, before you delete the email, there's an opt-out link in it. If you click through, you can opt out of the trial, permanently, before the trial even starts.

Conclave!

I'm so tired of allergies this year.

#Conclave

Listening to Fado to fall asleep as one does