Oh man this is going to be a fun one *JD VANCE TO ATTEND INAUGURAL MASS OF POPE LEO XIV - ThreadSky

peark.es • 21 days ago

Oh man this is going to be a fun one

*JD VANCE TO ATTEND INAUGURAL MASS OF POPE LEO XIV

lmao i hope they stick him in an obstructed view seat

Probably wearing a black suit this time?

The pope is definitely going to throw in a couch fucking joke now.

i expect he'll demand the front row and then laugh derisively after every comment he doesn't like

100% of Popes that have met JD Vance have died within 48 hours. Maybe we can cut that number down to 50%

cue Pope Leo getting a concussion in a freak censer accident during mass, or Italy declaring a nationwide pasta recall

We're gonna need a new Conclave.

Will it be like when Pence tried to see Hamilton?

Just returning to the scene of the crime

Is he gonna pull a CODE PINK protest stunt, just evil and to yell at the Pope about criminal migrants and open borders?

Interesting.
When was the last time a Pope performed an exorcism at their inaugural Mass??

JD Vance is gonna attempt to cast Power Word Death in the middle of it, hope their counterspells up are to snuff

As a level 20 cleric with average constitution Leo should just barely escape alive with 103 health.

What if he brings a DoD junior staffer to cast Magic Missile first?

Probably should have some clergy with Counterspell nearby

Magic missile can't be done without the whole crowd of hundreds of level 5 fighter swiss guards noticing.

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Will he make special time to hear his confessions?

Didn't know you could receive Communion in a state of mortal sin.

Might wind up with a John Paul I situation

Keep him far away from the new pope!

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