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Just some bi guy. I live to mansplain, manipulate, malewife. (He/they)
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"Hey, its ok, it ain't real. Whats ya name, kid?" "I'm... They call me Serial Experiments Lain." *In the End by Linkin Park starts playing*

Spoilers for Fullmetal alchemist.

I can't ever see an ad for a new hero hero shooter without it feeling like this

Every single city is just absolutely infested with art installations. Every bench has a statue sitting on it, every wall is graffiti'd, every corridor or bridge has weird fuckin cubes hanging from it. Or fuck it, slidable cities. Every tall building and parking lot has huge slides to the ground.

Watching Invincible fight girl. The 2 things I've gotten so far is that 1. Its one of those kids shows thats made for adults who watch kids shows. Not a bad thing, just incredibly evident 2. Its Saturday morning cartoons mixed with og DragonBall. Its got classic anime gags, kinda like Teen Titans

There is nothing hotter than 2 men with 6.5/10 fighting skills who want nothing more than to beat the shit out of the other guy

You could probably make a pretty good Ben 10 show if you tried to make it a Star Trek Tokusatsu type-thing, Ben kickin ass and solvin problems in an RV with his squad

Nintendo is the master of having bs anti-consumer practices and genuinely charming marketing simultaneously

my friends are so fucking unsupporttive and im sick of it. ill say im in the girlrot of the soul, that im neetmaxxing rn and they'll be all like "thats depression" instead of letting me live my fucking life

I think my perspective is skewed on what old is, cuz my parents had me at 32 and 39. Like to me, 45 isn't old. It's not young by any means, but to me that's just the median "this is a person" neutral age. Old people are, like, 55+

I know that this isn't as fun but I make most of my netrunner PCs just absolutely ghoulish. Like these are people who sit in an ice bath for 40 hours at a time hooked up to IVs, they've gotten exposed to blue light more than sunlight, and only bother to sleep once their brains start decomposing.

Got called out for the inaccuracy of my jacking off a tgirl joke, now the internet knows I'm just a chaser and not an endocrinologist

Holy shit the Balatro BAFTA speech was fucking peak, that was amazing

Genuinely this should be grounds to expel him

Yall ever have a dream of doing your morning routine then you wake up and you gotta do that shit AGAIN???? its bullshit, god hates me

Just watched Good Will Hunting, baby. You know what that means! I'm gonna cry and listen to Puberty 2 again, see you in an hour

I'm not calling it a blow hi thats fucking stupid

Why Rhythm Heaven Fever: Remix 9(Beautiful One Day) is flagrantly transgender: a thread

Fun fact: if FDR was around today, A. Shit wouldn't have gotten like this B. He would've streamed on twitch, called it White House Friday or something

Not going to argue that 74 by Italian Hana and Toby Fox is revolutionary or anything, but I will say that the way it recontextualizes the lyrics is really fuckin cool, on top of just being a banger

Just had a revelation about a calc problem on a math test that would've saved me like 20 minutes of double checking had I not had that revelation after solving the fucking problem

Watched Death By Hanging(1968) with the bf(not a great date night movie btw) and this post is my commitment to giving my thoughts tomorrow

How it feels reading csm and not discussing it with the wider fanbase

My history TA has started saying "Lock in" in a similar way that elementary teachers use the quiet coyote

Wanna hear something funny? The thing that humanized history for me, more than books about strikes and war responses and rationalizations for changing society, was the Sex Machine Museum in Prague that displays historic sex toys.