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melpemone.bsky.social
she/her | queer | elder millennial™. AuDHD&OCD. leftist. inventor of revenge bedtime procrastination. making my blorbos your problem since 1997. antis/minors/terfs DNI. 🔞 https://linktr.ee/melpemone | pic by djarn @ picrew
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I adore him

This absolutely adorable ScamperPal is named Hamish and he was at the Big Ohio Book Con today, promoting literacy and fuzziness in equal measures

Just experienced a powerful longing to be a cat in a window basket I am so tired lol

Commute 1: no problems with Android Auto! Wow. Also the speakers in my car are very good and I can actually notice the bump in audio quality. The bass on my Monday Morning Robyn was glorious

This is nominally the plot of Evangelion

I think if I ever heard Anhoni with my own two ears in person I would probably vibrate into atoms and ascend to a new plane of existence

Okay, Tidal trial on, playlists transferred, Spotify cancelled. I'm anticipating a fight with Android Auto but otherwise so far it's smooth sailing.

2024: I'm sad the show was cancelled. 2025: I think we're this close to getting DJenks to take part in Bottom Stede Week.

Mr. Gorbachev, remove this paywall

"temu jackie o" is one of the most vicious owns I have ever seen online and I've been doing this since the 90s. holy shit. surgical

the night I looked at you #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

Looks like I gotta cancel Spotify. Any of you use Tidal? Do you like it?

"oh, that's the shape of love"

“pride comes before the fall” - ancient gay saying to help remember pride is in the summer

This is just delightful

Am I glad that this scene was cut from the ep? Yes. Do I still think Ed would look hot in a long bloody veil in his kraken era? Also yes!🔥 Finally got a sec to do my version of this (not-quite) scene! Hopefully the details come thru okay, I was working with a LOT of dark colors 😂💜

Please share this far and wide. People are still posting with incorrect labels. If you’re using graphic as a label - many of us are not seeing your content, as we have it blocked.

It drives me up a fucking wall whenever someone describes Kyle Reese as "stoic" and "hiding his emotions" because all that beautiful himbo knows is scream at cops, bite photograph, build explosives, experience flashbacks, and pound Sarah Connor into the mattress genuinely the perfect man

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Charles Xavier, 93, who is so autistic he can kill people with his mind, said: “You can really thrive here if you’re different. There’s on-the-job training, free accommodation and endless opportunities for progression. And nobody bats an eyelid if you come to work in your underpants.”

This bad boy fell on my head due to melted blutac like 15 times a summer

Sitting in the pharmacy waiting to make sure the vaccines I just got won't make me keel over. So many people with colds just merrily breathing/coughing everywhere, ugh

Now is a moment to reshare this video

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

My heart, my heart is full of love, and it all is for you 💔 #ofmdart #ourflagmeansdeath

most ardently #ofmd

40,000 years later, here I sit at my computer, squeaking "look at its little feets!!" to my cat i hope the artist is honoured

Once more with feeling

it’s even more demoralizing when the history you’re repeating is history you were around for the first time

May every single human being on this planet be safe. May every single person be protected from harm. May we bring into being a time in which we are all free from those who do evil— together, speedily and in our days.

me and my mutuals showing up to your replies

Why do the characters in JAWS not simply defeat the shark in the marketplace of ideas?

keep him safe

As I consider my nightwear for this evening please enjoy this sweet comm'd art by @smolbus.bsky.social #ofmd

I bet they did