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melpemone.bsky.social
she/her | queer | elder millennial™. AuDHD&OCD. leftist. inventor of revenge bedtime procrastination. making my blorbos your problem since 1997. antis/minors/terfs DNI. 🔞 https://linktr.ee/melpemone | pic by djarn @ picrew
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📢 GIVE PEOPLE SOMETHING TO VOTE FOR AND THEY WILL 📢

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i'd been under the impression for years, via cultural osmosis I suppose, that Horatio Hornblower was a strapping muscleman, a very classic Boys Adventure protagonist, and it's so funny to learn he's a sad wet little twink, a completely pathetic flop era king, a blorbo precision-engineered in a lab

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Happy last show of the UK tour to @rhysiedarby.bsky.social and his funky marketing team (alleged): Me @spanishjenkies.bsky.social @orphanednebula.bsky.social @trixntreats.bsky.social @lohnlightning.bsky.social

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

Well, here's today's little cry. What a beautiful piece.

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Josh Bornstein says #ABCnews has banned journalists from using 2 words genocide & apartheid! He also says whoever controls the #ABC complaint system controls the ABC narrative on stories! So folks you know what to do - flood the ABC with complaint about ABC refusal to tell the truth about … 1/

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I adore him

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This absolutely adorable ScamperPal is named Hamish and he was at the Big Ohio Book Con today, promoting literacy and fuzziness in equal measures

submitted 19 hours ago • 14 comments

Just experienced a powerful longing to be a cat in a window basket I am so tired lol

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Commute 1: no problems with Android Auto! Wow. Also the speakers in my car are very good and I can actually notice the bump in audio quality. The bass on my Monday Morning Robyn was glorious

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This is nominally the plot of Evangelion

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I think if I ever heard Anhoni with my own two ears in person I would probably vibrate into atoms and ascend to a new plane of existence

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Okay, Tidal trial on, playlists transferred, Spotify cancelled. I'm anticipating a fight with Android Auto but otherwise so far it's smooth sailing.

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2024: I'm sad the show was cancelled. 2025: I think we're this close to getting DJenks to take part in Bottom Stede Week.

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Mr. Gorbachev, remove this paywall

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"temu jackie o" is one of the most vicious owns I have ever seen online and I've been doing this since the 90s. holy shit. surgical

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the night I looked at you #ofmd #OurFlagMeansDeath

submitted 2 days ago • 19 comments

Looks like I gotta cancel Spotify. Any of you use Tidal? Do you like it?

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"oh, that's the shape of love"

submitted 6 days ago • 34 comments

“pride comes before the fall” - ancient gay saying to help remember pride is in the summer

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This is just delightful

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Am I glad that this scene was cut from the ep? Yes. Do I still think Ed would look hot in a long bloody veil in his kraken era? Also yes!🔥 Finally got a sec to do my version of this (not-quite) scene! Hopefully the details come thru okay, I was working with a LOT of dark colors 😂💜

submitted 6 days ago • 10 comments

Please share this far and wide. People are still posting with incorrect labels. If you’re using graphic as a label - many of us are not seeing your content, as we have it blocked.

submitted 124 days ago • 36 comments

It drives me up a fucking wall whenever someone describes Kyle Reese as "stoic" and "hiding his emotions" because all that beautiful himbo knows is scream at cops, bite photograph, build explosives, experience flashbacks, and pound Sarah Connor into the mattress genuinely the perfect man

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

Venn diagram

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Charles Xavier, 93, who is so autistic he can kill people with his mind, said: “You can really thrive here if you’re different. There’s on-the-job training, free accommodation and endless opportunities for progression. And nobody bats an eyelid if you come to work in your underpants.”

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

This bad boy fell on my head due to melted blutac like 15 times a summer

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Sitting in the pharmacy waiting to make sure the vaccines I just got won't make me keel over. So many people with colds just merrily breathing/coughing everywhere, ugh

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Now is a moment to reshare this video

submitted 8 days ago • 17 comments

amtrak’s marketing team gets it

submitted 9 days ago • 456 comments

My heart, my heart is full of love, and it all is for you 💔 #ofmdart #ourflagmeansdeath

submitted 8 days ago • 7 comments

most ardently #ofmd

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40,000 years later, here I sit at my computer, squeaking "look at its little feets!!" to my cat i hope the artist is honoured

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Once more with feeling

submitted 8 days ago • 37 comments