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dont listen to a word of this, my soup is all fucked up now. theres porridge EVERYWHERE

For the last 2 years, for WIRED, I've been on the trail of the Zizians, gifted young people who set out to save the world and ended up enveloped in violence and death. You may have seen headlines about them. This is their story, based on years of reporting in real time: www.wired.com/story/deliri...

wofür braucht man eigentlich ne mitte™ wenn die eh AfD politik umsetzen

When I worked in UK academia I recall hearing of a Japanese man who was baffled at how Britain had decided to run its universities like firms. “Why? Your universities are excellent and your firms are terrible.”

not specialist enough really - but always makes me laff

amanita, chicken of the woods, parrot waxcap & turkeytail mushrooms 🍄‍🟫

"Sorry I had to punch you in the face, yeah I know we're complete strangers but listen, I had to because I have a special identity that lets me do it and you have a special identity that requires me to do it." — way too many of you losers

Challenge for the reader here to identify the difference between "efficiency savings" and "austerity-driven cuts." Aside from the spelling.

Q: do trans women deserve rights? Conservatives: absolutely not Labour:yeah but no, yeah noooo LibDems: yes, but only because we fetishize them so not too much

*speaking with weary wisdom* local eyes localize local lies

Spittin facts.

I think McCormick was literally told "you can replace all those CDC employees with AI, probably," and he was like, "seems legit, I believe this because I am a Doctor" This whole town hall is like Fridge Horror but for politics

Holy shit this woman on my tram I'm fairly sure had earbuds in to hear her phone call over the music she was blasting while also vaping Like what the fuck At least she was headed for the airport so maybe she's left the country

Heteronormativity is easy to understand. There are men, who are people, women, which is a kind of treasure you can fuck, faggots, which are a kind of knock-off woman you don't have to treasure, and anything which doesn't fit is a queer, which you should fix or kill.

Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"

"I never knew Dylan was trans"

"I'M SO PROUD OF HIM" CHICKEN MUM SAYS OF ADOPTED DRAG QUEEN SON surely

I'm gonna be a broken record about it. Feeling down? Do something. Feeling helpless? Do something. Feeling scared? Do something. (Yes, yes, yes, do what you need to not burn out, and to make life worth living / keep culture alive and vibrant.) Action empowers. It refreshes. It builds community.

HE THRUSTS HIS DICK AGAINST THE SINK AND STILL INSISTS HE SEES THE GRINK

The United States ought to back Ukraine because it is the right thing to do, morally, and, above all, because it is in the hard U.S. interest to do so. To shake down a country that is struggling for its very existence is, to my sense, repulsive.

Solidarity ✊ www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

Happy ten years to this bad boy.

We should issue official guidance that the gulf of Mexico is called the gulf of Canada, as a bit

Right-wing populism in one scene

can't wait to play civ 7 like i play all the other civ games: exclusively play vanilla because expansion packs seem weird, play exactly the same style with the same civ for 1000 hours over the next decade, mostly ignore entire key game mechanics, and consequently never actually get very good at it

extremely important PSA

To fit one medium sized polycule

'Why would magneto call his organisation the "brotherhood of evil mutants"?' You would join the 'sisterhood of evil transsexuals'.

When we unionized a few years ago, a lot of peanut gallery types on social media wanted to tell me it would be the end of Wired. Hope it’s now clear (thanks mostly to our insanely talented and hardworking politics team) that it does not work that way. Unions are good.

Huge congratulations to the Marxists on the total victory tonight

congratulations to Karl Marx and his ideas for limiting Kansas City to 49 total rushing yards over four quarters of dialectical exchange

wh-

lmao never change Philly

philadelphia eagles is a beautiful name for a nonbinary baby

I have eaten the plums that were in the plum box and that you were plumbably plumbing for plums forgive me I am having a stroke call a plumbulance plum

GO BIRRRRRDS

holding out viagra in one hand and poppers in the other like i'm morpheus