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i non-ironically believe that "without them organizing gangbangs on NSA servers, we will cede global hegemony to China." this is a 100% defensible statement

submitted 2 hours ago • 6 comments

If you say so

submitted 1 day ago • 60 comments

I maintain that the STEM vs humanities fight is an op by finance bros who have tricked us into thinking tax fraud counts as real STEM.

submitted 1 day ago • 17 comments

I'm gonna remind people that I feel pretty strongly that if you bought one of my ebooks legitimately, then you own the book and however you secure that ownership is fine by me mashable.com/article/how-...

submitted 1 day ago • 184 comments

YOU PATENTED THE NEMESIS SYSTEM AND FOR WHAT? TO JUST KILL THE STUDIO THAT GAVE IT TO YOU AAAAAAAAAAA

submitted 23 hours ago • 26 comments

Everyone’s already picked the obvious ones, so I’m gonna put down a wildcard pick with “every single CIA undercover agent and asset gets merced and some people are upset about that.”

submitted 2 days ago • 5 comments

YOUNG MAN, there's no need to feel down i said YOUNG MAN, pagliacci the clown you can SEE HIM he is playing in town you should go and have a good time

submitted 3 days ago • 69 comments

DOGE is like if Fyre Festival was a government agency.

submitted 3 days ago • 305 comments

Probably sounded better in the original German.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

history is wild, for eg. if Pythagoras hadn't successfully taken credit for a theorem he had nothing to do with, he'd be remembered as a skeevy af cult leader who claimed he could speak to animals, time travel, killed an asp with a venomous bite and insisted that fava beans are literally evil

submitted 5 days ago • 50 comments

They’re going prosecute AOC and when they do, I don’t wane to hear a damn negative word about her on here whether you think she’s too far to the center or too far left. Normal politics are now cancelled until further notice.

submitted 5 days ago • 31 comments

Trump with a staff trying to restrain him with the minority of the popular vote barely pushed over the edge by Russian intervention is not the same thing as Trump enabled by even worse people with the majority of the vote and the allies know it.

submitted 5 days ago • 7 comments

Unironically, these letters are a good example of how we’re ruled by evil men now. It would have cost them nothing to be at least slightly sympathetic. “Hey man, we know this is rough, but we have to tighten our belts and…” They instead deliberately made them as cruel as possible.

submitted 4 days ago • 13 comments

A James Bond TV show for a streaming service in 2025 is gonna be insufferable. Just 10 episodes of a guy that doesn't call himself either James Bond or 007 yet and then in the final episode, he orders a martini, shaken not stirred, and we all politely clap and Season 2 takes 5 years to come out

submitted 6 days ago • 108 comments

We're finally gonna get a James Bond movie where the villain is a union organizer

submitted 6 days ago • 110 comments

my plans to make "the juicero of heroin" have gotten me propelled to the upper echelon of silicon valley, and now the kind of sex i have regularly can only be described as "wet" and "traumatic"

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

Yes this is exactly what's going to happen but what's worse is that they'll tweet about egg prices on the way to their own executions because their own executions are polling well

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Emily Tavoulareas helped found the US Digital Service at the Department of Veterans Affairs. She says the US DOGE team understands tech isn’t just about websites and apps—it’s the foundation of everything the government does. And now, they hold the reins. But to what end?

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

If you are one of those people who complains no one makes highly-polished single-player pay-once-and-play games you should probably know that Avowed just came out, and it's by Obsidian, and Nathan Grayson from Aftermath makes a compelling case for its design ethos in this rant about a lighthouse

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

the demiurge is Hitler and the reactionary upswing will continue unless we wage gnostic insurrection on the material universe

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Yeah, why the fuck not.

submitted 7 days ago • 1 comment

They are selling out Ukraine for chump change because it makes you sad. They are taking away education and healthcare from starving Africans because it makes you sad. They are ruining our relationships with our neighbors and allies to make you sad. Their entire foreign policy is that they hate you.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

Love how the guy who is like “ADHD meds and antidepressants are evil” self-medicated his own mental illness with heroin. Bro.