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melxboo.bsky.social
Baker/pastry girl. I like food, booze and all things cute. Filipino. Tsundere. Hedonist. Crazy. Hello Kitty FREAK. I nerd out when I find something new to obsess over. SJ/TKO 🐇
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submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Most people are assholes. Don't believe me? Next time you see a group of people, yell out "hey, asshole." They'll all look.

submitted 10 days ago • 119 comments

I keep seeing posts like "I love to eat gunpla plastic" and it stresses me out so bad. You need to eat the box for some fiber too

submitted 14 days ago • 10 comments

I love how music can always take you back to a certain time and can give you that nostalgic vibe.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Almond caramel chocolate tart: sweet tart shell, dulce de leche, Amatika Valrhona chocolate pastry cream, stabilized whipped cream, toasted almonds. #pastrylife #aintlifesweet

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Sometimes, you forget how good toasted bread with melted butter and sugar sprinkled on top really is until you have it again. 🤤

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

I feel like absolute shit. I don’t know if it’s allergies or congestions or both or lack of coffee or internal tumor. Hasn’t had to play this game in a while. I hydrated hard yesterday, went to bed as soon as I got home from my parents. Took my meds. I’m confused.

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

Chocolate raspberry layer cake and white chocolate passion fruit truffles. #pastrylife #aintlifesweet

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

SO. TIRED.

submitted 32 days ago • 0 comments

38. 🥳

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

A simple Filipino breakfast of garlic fried rice and tocino spam with spicy vinegar? 🤤🤤🤤 fantastic. 🇵🇭

submitted 35 days ago • 1 comment

When a dumbass gets community noted.

submitted 38 days ago • 106 comments

I love people who use a public restroom and don’t look to see if they left anything in or on the toilet before they walk out. You think boys are gross about the toilet? Girls are just as bad.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

I love when people flip you off when you honk at them when they’re the ones who aren’t paying attention to the fucking stop light and then make you miss the light as they run it. 😐😐😐😐😐😐 🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽🖕🏽

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

It’s a waffle type of morning.

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submitted 63 days ago • 0 comments

A good day for SJ Giants baseball. Also, I should’ve worn warmer pants.

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

There is nothing that you could do to possibly convince me that people who get their driver side window fully tinted do it because they know they’re shit drivers.

submitted 68 days ago • 0 comments

Too bad Uvalde Elementary didn’t sell Teslas.

submitted 90 days ago • 2808 comments

Did I have a butter sandwich with a warm croissant and fancy, salty French butter? ABSOLUTELY. Croissante in Santa Clara is fabulous. 🤤 also, that mushroom danish is 🤤🤤 MY GOD. I LOVE BREAD. #pastrylife

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

From the mouth of @manzoku1.bsky.social : “I know you think God is awesome, but so is merging.”

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

Morning beauty #photography #nature

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

What in the fuckassery is this bullshit?

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Food for thought from Mama LuLu.

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

I need to stop filling out calendars and adding 2.29 and 2.30 as a valid date. 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️ #onebraincell

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments

It turns out ignorance is not bliss. 🤷🏻‍♀️

submitted 107 days ago • 0 comments

Clouds with the moon half peeking through this early morning. #photography

submitted 110 days ago • 0 comments

Fuck, I miss Japan.

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Dinner tonight: simmered beef wrapped enoki mushrooms. 🤤

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

It's called The Gulf of Mexico. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.

submitted 117 days ago • 909 comments

the struggle

submitted 117 days ago • 31 comments

This is a great breakdown. Like I said before, I don’t think I’ve ever been so focused on trying to catch all the points of this performance. With kdot, you gotta pay attention.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Thou shalt not spend millions on Super Bowl ads about Jesus when you could’ve used it to feed the hungry.

submitted 118 days ago • 838 comments

70,000 people in a stadium yelling "a minor." Christ

submitted 119 days ago • 217 comments

Serena Williams during the halftime show was *chefs kiss*👩🏻‍🍳💋

submitted 119 days ago • 0 comments

The “oh fuck off” I just let out on this T-Mobile ad just now

submitted 119 days ago • 15 comments

Fancy dessert time: matcha chocolate chouquette and an ube coconut panna cotta. #pastrylife #aintlifesweet

submitted 120 days ago • 1 comment