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melzipan.bsky.social
🎺💀 I don't know what I'm doing, be nice to me pls.
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its the 6 year anniversary of this image. i drew over this coloring page for a class contest and lost... history was made that day but i didn't even realize it

submitted 10 hours ago • 55 comments

i think we need more falin cosplays where the dragon body is to-scale and falin is a barbie worn as a little party hat, a la remy the rat

submitted 14 hours ago • 19 comments

I just patched, painted, and installed an upgraded thermostat for the first time ever in an hour?! Damn, who am I?! 😭😂

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

New pink friends :3

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

New doggies! Today!

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What song do you think this 2002 J-Drama about a poor family who owns a ramen shop used for its ending theme? Make a guess, then click play. You'll be wrong.

submitted 5 days ago • 137 comments

New app: Googly Eyes Eyes that follow your mouse pointer, in your menu bar sindresorhus.com/googly-eyes

submitted 1 day ago • 36 comments

You didn’t hear this from us, but the Old English word 'sibb' meant “related by blood.” This is where we get the 'sibling.' And 'godsibb' essentially meant “godparent.” Over time, it came to mean "close friend." Now it is something we share w/ close friends... 'gossip.'

submitted 14 hours ago • 15 comments

my wife is sending me updates from a mandatory team building meeting

submitted 14 hours ago • 109 comments

These cheese and meat sticks are just great together. What a good snack that certainly won't ruin my supper 😋

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Following the initial removal of a New Era Rangers hat from MLB’s official online store earlier in the week, two more hats from the Overlap line have also been pulled. Sorry, AsHos and AnAels fans.

submitted 11 hours ago • 39 comments

have i mentioned my horrible pokemon sons dubstep and death metal #pokemon

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

yay we can post videos now. please enjoy what 110+ hours in #MHWilds looks like

submitted 9 hours ago • 3 comments

hey do u like big lizards #oc #ocsky #dndoc #dragons

submitted 15 hours ago • 1 comment

I love this. Kid got so annoyed at the homework, they chomped it. Take that, stupid "Copy the first five stanzas of Enheduanna" assignment!

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

they made an ai game where you can talk to the patients but forgot to add in prompt safety controls

submitted 21 hours ago • 138 comments

Reminder that it is in your power to make a very good loaf of bread, significantly better than the stuff most supermarkets in the US sell, it’s actually really easy and low hassle!

submitted 15 hours ago • 19 comments

🍆 Horny Jail 🍆

submitted 16 hours ago • 89 comments

Hey its my birthday! Would really appreciate it if people could share my work around as Im trying to get seen by more folks. Thank you!

submitted 16 hours ago • 17 comments

'Howdy' is an alteration of "how do ye."

submitted 16 hours ago • 133 comments

Lmao I have to be the most annoying person in the office bc here I am stimming popping noises again :')

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this exact shot of the goosebumps intro titles scared the absolute shit out of me for almost a decade as a kid, so badly that I had to cover my eyes or look away every time. Even now, looking at it has some kind of residual ptsd.... damn

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

bunny buddies

submitted 1 day ago • 10 comments

I felt very confused by the word gopher, so I made myself a handy field guide to look at #art #animal

submitted 1 day ago • 11 comments

Gavin Newsom is stealing my fucking jokes

submitted 1 day ago • 89 comments

Cain smiting Abel with God's Expulsion of Cain from the Garden of Eden, by Sebastiano & Marco Ricci, 1716, 📸 via @PeteBlackburn

submitted 1 day ago • 15 comments

Rogue and Storm 🥰 #xmen

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

This is what you do after winning an Oscar

submitted 2 days ago • 163 comments

any time i hear any news on current events

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don't think that's going to work

submitted 2 days ago • 452 comments

Despite the rest of it all, Spring is doing its pretty thing.

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Lil caster #art #ink #doodle #dnd

submitted 2 days ago • 44 comments

Some days you just wanna give up , let everything go and follow the light inside of a red cabbage

submitted 5 days ago • 77 comments

FINALLY I can post the french Cancan on Bluesky!!

submitted 1 day ago • 163 comments

Kamina I drew some while ago >:3

submitted 111 days ago • 67 comments

Finished the tentacles for this yesterday, finally finished after 2 years. One hour per the sucker side of each tentacle 🫠 it was a long day #crochet 🧶

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

She a being that haunts in ur fairytales👹…. Poison Ivy #33 Variant cover by me

submitted 17 days ago • 6 comments

🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨 Don't forget to buy your pie now for π Day! If you wait too long they'll be sold out!! 🚨🥧🚨🍕🚨🥧🚨🍕🚨

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