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College basketball is a terrible event to watch.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

“Tell me the truth, am I out of touch with the common man?” I ask. “Maybe a little,” says my butler. I scoff, but my mouth is so full of aged tawny port that I start coughing and almost choke. He pats me on the back a few times. “Don’t touch me without your gloves,” I wheeze.

submitted 580 days ago • 7 comments

Oh no a celebrity lost their home? Good.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

Happy Ashli Babbitt Getting Glocked Day!!!

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

The night before Ashli Babbitt's death. How do you all celebrate this holiday?

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Lady in the next stall: Do you have a tampon? *passes one to her* Lady: This is a string cheese.

submitted 88 days ago • 19 comments

Die Hard isn’t realistic? Explain this.

submitted 60 days ago • 32 comments

Happy Holidays to everyone except the massive amount of violent European anal porn.

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

Are you an apostate and celebrate Toyotathon?

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments

This photo always conjures serious heartbreak for me. And I'm worried we're going backwards to this for number of reasons.

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Fresh MBA out of Harvard: What if we re-branded school shootings as a way to remove people that aren't interested in side hustles? Me: *shoots self*

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

I think we should be able to send words of encouragement to our Doordash drivers while they pick up our food.

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

Rad. www.denver7.com/us-news/virg...

submitted 73 days ago • 1 comment

I think it's great that ESPN wants to normalize talking to Luigi.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I love my dog.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

I miss when my life was when I was worried about how I'd build a Lego set in an arbitrary amount of time in my childish mind.

submitted 76 days ago • 0 comments

Cinnamon is an F-tier spice.

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

gimme yule gimme fire don me now with gay attire

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submitted 78 days ago • 7 comments

Proud of this:

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Rad

submitted 78 days ago • 0 comments

We’re too tired and distracted to have to eat around the bones

submitted 80 days ago • 10 comments

I knew the Hamburgler was a police informant.

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

I don't know why people are so shocked about this person of interest having conflicting or problematic views. You don't have to politically consistent to have an axe to grind against the Healthcare insurance industry.

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

you can't even have assad anymore, because of woke al-qaeda

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I'm ready to round up the immigrants like Elon Musk and deport them back to where they came from. #deportelon

submitted 83 days ago • 0 comments

The Stanford Tree & BC Eagle are playing Jenga because that’s a totally normal sentence to type.

submitted 83 days ago • 2 comments

Actually insane how old or connected leftists will defend the system.

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

I love this site. I don't have to keep tolerating someone coming up with bullshit on the "left of center" rightwing shit.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments

It sucks in a Hunt for Red October way when you wanna talk to someone but the torpedo comes back to blow you out of water.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments