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Can somebody tell me the practical difference between selling plasma and sex wotk, since we're all about to be broke again. One saves lives and the other involves plasma.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

My favorite part of today's vod is when @raynarvaezjr.sucks shit himself live on stream

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk is so bad at his job he has to complain about it on Twitter like a Rainbow cashier that can't do math

submitted 88 days ago • 0 comments

I don't care what Boosie said, money too tight right now. $1000 is not lip prices, for a grand you need to post straight canal, you hear me? $1000 I need to see the back of your cervix, that's like 2 cartons of eggs.

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Dude got his ass whooped by one of my friends and went and told the principal we jumped him. I just watched, should have thought, since I got punished for it.

submitted 99 days ago • 0 comments

Why would I care what XQC has to say about Kendrick, that man has bigger fish to fry. If you put on a XQC video, it'll make your whole house stank. All your glade plug ins will start firing at once.

submitted 100 days ago • 0 comments

Kenny Picket 3 rushes for -3 yards and 1 super bowl ring

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

That's game but what a wild 2 minutes

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Hard not to be happy for the Eagles. This is the biggest fuck you to the New York Giants possible.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

What them young folks say? Belt in ASS!

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Travis can't propose now, all he can do is break up with Swift and retire.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

A Rupert Murdoch shout out? They gone shout out Hitler next? How about Satan?

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Nigga shut the hell up, take this bullshit back to Twitter, whack ass

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

The military can't afford any less dorky looking snorkels. If y'all gonna commit genocides on my dime, you could at least look cool doing it.

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

It lived up to the hype

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

No Wayne, thank God, we don't need to see that Andrew Tate hairline

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Drake the number you're looking for is 988

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

SZA got almost as much ass as she got talent and that's cheating

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

SZA got me barking at the TV

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

What store sells Ontario, that shit sounds fancy

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

If I'm Andy Reid the entire Chiefs squad is grounded, you cannot watch the halftime show

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Wide open D. Hop? Wide open?

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

The toddy commercial was a little awkward, good message though

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

So y'all thinking Hurts for MVP or are we gonna give it to Saquan for his 35 carries in the second half?

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

This games been over might as well call it at halftime

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

First Taylor Swift sighting, trending way under the 95.i bet on, might lose the house

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

So much AI in these commercials and they're awful

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Jesus I was at least hoping it'd be close

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

First call of the game and the anti chiefs folks about to bitch for a year

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

I got a sweet deal on a Saquan anytime between, if he breaks one for 102 yards I'll get 4.3 Billion if he doesn't my dog has to go work in a Musk emerald mine

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Jalen Hurts and Jonathan Majors are like Fred Hampton and Dr King, I will not explain.

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all interested in seeing Taylor Swift dance along to Not Like Us I want to know how many times she said nigga while singing along.

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

In church if you're gonna do 5 verses of a hymn it better be a fucking banger, quit singing the entirety of these random bum ass hymns

submitted 109 days ago • 0 comments

Not posting on Twitter anymore but @raynarvaezjr.sucks asked people to post their pulls. I've pulled 20 packs and got this damn spiritomb twice.

submitted 112 days ago • 1 comment

Going live at Twitch.tv/mem_rob

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I can't leave now, I'm invested

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

I am 48 minutes into this YouTube video and they haven't gotten to the point of the video

submitted 113 days ago • 0 comments

Me at 12:01 AM: It's tomorrow, how you still mad about some shit I said yesterday.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

If you in your 30s and still trying to make it as a rapper, your dreams need to include gainful employment nigga

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

I don't know who the Trump supporters think is going to pick fruits and vegetables, but I spoke with the black delegation and we ain't going back in them fields. You better send Molly Jo out there.

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments

Woke up this morning with a pocket full of sunshine and a dick full of pissibilities

submitted 116 days ago • 0 comments