mercthemouth23.bsky.social
Your 4th wall breaking marvel anti-hero extraordinaire has arrived in a new universe with chimichangas and countless surprises. Maximum Effort. Also MDNI. And I am down for some MVRP.
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Hope it isn’t dc universe dark. Or the dark world.
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If we’re life size, their bayonets will hurt. But if we’re the size of them.. or the size of us, that’s spells a fun disaster. As long as bugs or a poodle doesn’t traumatize you.
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All it takes is fire, bullets, or any Sharp objects. I bet you got one of those since I’m more of an explosive lover. Plastic chunks flying, burning plastic… oof.
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Unless there’s a bunch of plastic army guys roaming around.
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-came out of the portal and lands by Raven’s feet, looking up at her-
Uh… hi?
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-has been boosted- wow, I’m very close to one million. But I’m still not like my reaper baby and my comrade. -looks at his stats but the death batch doesn’t see it-
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-cheers and claps for the awesomeness- oh my god!! That was awesome!!
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-watches the whole thing happening and consider it a movie- this is so awesome.
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Yoo-hoo!!! -waves to the 5 with the train on his right and a bunch of tan soldiers dead with a message saying: “train got radio.”
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Nothing more than a troll of a clown to keep doing the same thing over and over.
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-destroys half of the supports on the bridge-
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Then you guys should get moving to meet up with your pals. -uses the laser gun to destroy the supports of the bridge-
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Well I’m here on business from my client thanks to the fact I killed a blue guy who was carrying something which led me to countless train stations but no sign of the package which the tans stole from the client which I’m trying to steal. It’s the circle of stealing.
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I bet he’s got the same outfit as me but a different color scheme like X-force style.
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So you must be the guys my Grimm reaper told me about by text message. Even seeing the other guys at the hotel which is now a headquarters. Wise cracking anti-hero, Merc and occasional hero.
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-walks to marks and sees the others-
You both new to the whole story?
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-an explosion happen from a laser gun destroying a tan unit and barracks-
This gun is amazing.
-Deadpool showed up with the laser gun-
Hope I’m not late to this party.
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Otherwise I would’ve done the thing I did in my second movie with Cher playing.
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Yep. And this is getting old to the point that authorities will find the thing and put it away for like 5 months. Possibly a restraining order on electronics.
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Oh that person will slip up once someone on here is threatened by the character at the wrong time. You see, the tvs friend is an officer of the law.
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Oooooooooohhhhhhhh snap
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Either it’s a him or a her. But yeah. Unless this person doesn’t is locking up their privacy.
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-gets stabbed- ooooh!!!
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Right then. I wonder how many rights do make a wrong. Cuz my reaper daughter is right around the corner. I wonder what the right pun is for this situation
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-stops speaking for 3 minutes looking at his scruffy buddy-
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-pokes his shoulder-
Right? right?
-kept saying right rapidly-
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Awe come on peanut. Can’t turn down your bff would you?
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But strange enough that this Gwen cancer with tons of trauma bragging isn’t after anyone else.
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Calling raven ugly is a step too far. Raven to anyone who’s anyone knows she’s beautiful.
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Ooooh snap the boomerang on that.
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I’m telling yeah, I bet she took a picture of herself sharting and posting it over the internet saying someone else did. She is super nasty as a spammer who can’t hold a dumb grudge