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Fuck Elon Musk. He/him. #ACAB I'm here mostly to shitpost, to be honest. @[email protected] https://github.com/mrbellek
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I love Facebook Marketplace. This is the only photo of the item for sale.

submitted 16 hours ago • 16 comments

Aww, nerds ♥️

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Sea of Thieves Season 15: Wild Things has surfaced! 🦈 New Megalodons 🪝 Hunter's Call Level Cap Increase 🎣 Fishing Voyages 🐟 Treasured Fish 🏳️ Hunter's Call Emissary 💯 All-New Seasonal Rewards 🐷 Emporium Refresh 🐗 And more to come: seaofthieves.com/season-15 youtu.be/WM2yzN7y7TM

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

Oh yes, Homer’s famous “Tes Thdpssssps.” 👍🏻

submitted 3 days ago • 288 comments

*panicked laughing*

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I wonder how much we’d have to collectively pool to buy a Time cover and or a bunch of bill boards saying “Musk could have ended world hunger but was too much of a coward”.

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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

submitted 5 days ago • 1064 comments

My English teacher was so overworked that she once gave me a perfect score (10) on a test where I clearly had 10 errors. I kept quiet, my grade was too close to a failing one. 🤫

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

It’ll never be funny to me that one of the biggest companies in history lit itself on fire and burned through $100,000,000,000 trying to make something that pales in comparison to what bored and horny furries have built for free

submitted 6 days ago • 83 comments

i need a 52 year old man with $800 billion to impregnate my wife . i am worried our offspring wont be sufficiently feeble and/or annoying

submitted 8 days ago • 368 comments

?????

submitted 8 days ago • 13 comments

I like the way boxers clench their fists in photos so you know they’re boxers. Whenever you pose for a photo you should make it clear what your job is. I think that’s a fun thing to do

submitted 8 days ago • 9 comments

Apparently if you get first comment on a video on TikTok, the suggestions are just....a string of emojis?? @phuzzybond.bsky.social

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Scoop: The databases powering DOGE.gov are insecure, and people outside the government have already pushed their own updates to the site to prove it: www.404media.co/anyone-can-p...

submitted 9 days ago • 439 comments

Working my way through Squid Game 2 slowly, and it's really great how the greed of half the contestants is portrayed.

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

AITA for pretending to think beans in chili are "woke", to prank my Cousin who is obsessed with being "anti woke" and who loves chili? www.reddit.com/r/AITAH/comm...

submitted 10 days ago • 6 comments

I refuse to let my kids watch the Harry Potter films purely because of the lack of health and safety regulations at Hogwarts

submitted 11 days ago • 15 comments

Watched Halloween (1978) with friends this weekend. Out of the classics (Elm Street, Friday 13th), it was by far the most atmospheric. Good stuff 8/10 👍

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Today and yesterday, my enemy is PHPStan. 😡 (The architecture team upgraded to 2.0 and it's super strict)

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Found a name for my new ska band that only plays Greenpeace-inspired songs

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do not suggest I "create my own" anything at your restaurant. im paying you to make it

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This happened last week! - You Didn't Notice MP3 Is Now Free - iDiallo idiallo.com/blog/listen-...

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Watched The Substance. Amazing and fresh new premise, which i really enjoyed. However, you would think the script was written by a 13-year-old boy, the way "sexy" and "horror" is displayed here. Still, the concept is fantastic. 8/10

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.

submitted 18 days ago • 54 comments

One thing I have in common with Elon Musk is that I dream of seeing Elon Musk running a colony on Mars

submitted 19 days ago • 66 comments

WELCOME TO BLACK HISTORY MONTH

submitted 22 days ago • 816 comments