mermaidwrath.bsky.social
Mermaid only ever on dry land by need. If I could get cake in the pool, I would be there now. She/her
Single mother who probably still gets more sex than elongated muskrats.
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Hitting an abuser is satisfying at first but then you feel guilty. It does teach them a lesson though. In this case? Yeah, SS would have shot him about half a million times.
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My dad literally drag/limped his way to work with bone spurs and was once escorted off the premises bc his blood pressure was sky high. I have to unlearn all that bullshit.
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Accidentally broke the little tablet trying to get it out off the fancy, dangle from the furniture holder dealie. Honestly? Threatening to withhold a bra? how about I come kick your ass? Strangle you with one of MY bras? Fart on your petunias? Assholes.
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FTR, I was NOT doing any of those things at any point. I did do some unfortunate googling that will come back to bite me rather soon.
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One time I answered a question and Black Twitter had FOLLOW UP QUESTIONS and I spent days shitting out one of my family's dark but poorly kept secrets,
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Note: when I say "handsy" I don't mean like in a sexual way.
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Oh man, do I have just the para for you! She won't be helpful and she certainly won't be to this kid's liking but we sure would love to see her daffy ass go.
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there might be some history between student's mom and asshole. Well, that's certainly a fun thing.
This same student got weirdly handsy with me in the pool and then bent down and loudly kissed me on the head "MWAH!"
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bite my fingernail either way NO!
Dragging me to the school nurse (again)
Putting her hand in my pocket and then trying to walk down the hallway that way. Again, going to go with NO here.
What a nutty kid.
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I think it is easier bc the weight makes you very conscious of every movement plus, you either get the movement right or you have purple toes for a day or two. Smashed tootsies are pretty solid motivational tools.
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was quite satisfied that it was NOT my dogs doing any cow pestering bc Kicsi would have taken 14 business days to get around to his cows and he was pretty sure his cows would have laughed right at her.