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this app is getting funnier. I can feel the earth healing

I know it’s small and silly compared to other issues but it’s so sad watching so many people’s dreams and passions be crushed by this administration. Dream jobs people worked so hard for just gone

things my brain thinks I am not allowed to have for some reason: -ibuprofen -avocados -protein powder -wagon wheel pasta

I'm with Kelly here: deeply interested in leftism as a political project but have no interest whatsoever in leftism as a subculture. the stakes of leaving this behind are hopefully clearer by the day

And the Ayn Rand award goes to

I should only get benefits from living in a society. If I also have obligations that's communism

The nutrition facts on Girl Scout cookies really should just give the serving size as "one sleeve."

Reminder to check if you have had a Tdap in the last 10 years ! If not please get one !!!!

A reminder that fiction — books, film, games, what have you — is always political. The willful absence of “politics” in any work is itself a political choice and a political act. Who gets to tell (and sell) stories is political. It might be an undercurrent — covert, not overt. But it’s there.

Nothing pmo more than when hot sauces are named something like “kick-your-uncle-kill-your-neighbor-nuclear-bear-mace-chili-sauce” and then tastes like it has the SHUs of ketchup

Extremely blue eyes creep me out I’m sorry

@corybooker.com hello I used to run the Wendy’s Twitter account and I am begging you to let me help you with the dems social media strategy, I will literally do it for free at this point

When you mess up a bit and have an emotional response befitting either someone getting mauled by a dog or who accidentally melted down a nuclear reactor

telling people you like country music feels the same as telling people you like anime

We don’t have to pretend to be interested in super bowl commercials. “Two actors reunite for mayonnaise commercial” does not need to be treated like an event. We can be free.

Well you can call me Cassandra from here on out. Also FUCK you if you voted for that thing. I TOLD YOU

As an eggs and coffee breakfast girl I am not ready to live in trump’s watery oatmeal America

I am calling for a moratorium on "I partied with fascists" articles, Jesus fucking Christ.

NEW: MD Catholic bishops issue statement affirming solidarity w/immigrants. "We … commit to advocating for policies that protect your rights and uphold your dignity, trusting that our collective voices will help build a society rooted in compassion and justice." www.mdcatholic.org/immigration2...

1000% this. Public libraries are actually pretty radical--free to all, and based on the idea that info should be available to all. Get a library card! Use your library! Those numbers often play into their funding.

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over! Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

nobody earns you about how bad sleep inertia gets when you hit 23

Irrationally angry at Crock Pot recipes that want me to do something 5 hours into a 6 hour cook time. I specifically wanted a crock pot recipe so I would not have to do this shit.

The apparent reframing of protein as “macros that don’t count” is a scourge bc WHY DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE “HIGH PROTEIN”. WHY ARE YOU BLENDING COTTAGE CHEESE INTO EVERYTHING. PLEASE STOP.

I inhaled the egg in about 5 seconds

He doesn’t know what Asperger would have done to him, does he

Pope Francis slams Donald Trump for his plan to conduct large-scale deportation raids: “If it is true, it will be a disgrace, because it makes the poor wretches who have nothing pay the unpaid bill. It won’t do. This is not the way to solve things.”

I’m sorry I can’t believe this was the last tik tok I ever saw

Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him

Persuasion was published on this day in 1817. Making it 207 years of every other love letter not being good enough.

Happy 207th anniversary to Northanger Abbey! Celebrate by solving a murder that never happened.

If you don’t condone violence (and you shouldn’t), you should know that enriching yourself through a business which thrives on bankrupting, neglecting, and killing millions of Americans is catastrophically violent.

Takeout order so big that my options are a) eat biryani for a week or b) become that one guy from se7en

those really anxious parrots that rip their feathers out are super relatable

very hot tip: if you see this shit in the store buy it. it’s peak refreshment. mixes perfectly with gin if you’re into that kind of thing. i get it at aldi but imagine it’s elsewhere this isnt a sponsored post but it was made out of personal self interest, because if they stop making it i will kms

Tradwives romanticize a past that never existed. We need Austenwives. YouTubers who send their daughters on vacation with casual acquaintances they just met, Instagrammers who spend all day with their pug on the couch, TikTokers who take to their rooms with a case of the nerves.

Why wouldn’t EVERYONE want to see the ethics report on Matt Gaetz? If he did nothing wrong, it would exonerate him, no?

let there be light