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I get all my news my a podcast called Online Bullshit. You know why??? The real news gives me a panic attack. I don’t need to know what’s going on. I called my reps, I protested, I reduced spending. #onlinebullshit

Sometimes, when I lay down on the couch for break on a Sunday, I tell my dog I’m going to manifest. I think he know I’m just napping though. #pug #lazysunday

Reducing my dependence on foreign caffeine, only one cup this morning and I’m moving to tea now. Not in this economy. #coffee #economy #selfhelp

Tonight’s practice? It was supposed to be a crow, but i present an uncommon blackbird! #art #oilpainting #birds

I heard hillbilly elegy is becoming band. Don’t buy the book, this a money move. If you need to know why, I think Vance once had a trans friend. That’s it.

About to make some baguettes sans egg white wash. Not in this economy! #cooking #baking #eggs #economy

I have the best IDEA on the Gulf of Mexico naming problem. The megalomaniac in Washington DC is trying to shut down sources that say Gulf of Mexico. Instead, like Prince, from now on (well until we get someone better) lets all call it the body of water formerly known as the Gulf of Mexico.

#oilpainting I’m not good at this, but when my attempt at one thing failed I added a ship and a mermaid, at least it sucks with a story now!

Don’t buy stuff on February 28. Money’s the only thing these dicks understand. #resist

The weather channel says there is a 90% chance it’s snowing outside. #snow #winter

I hung this one up in my office. #sketch #art #drawing #craftnight

Monster collection. #oilpainting #art #painting #monsters #frankenstein Oil on canvas.

Just started. #oilpainting #art #painting #wip #monsters

my darling made me cake!!

Remember when the US government forced farmers to sell their land to the railroad? Because it was vital to have a transportation infrastructure in the name of manifest destiny or some bullshit?. Could the US government force a CEO to sell his OR HER satellites if they are vital to our survival?

I just read and article that musk wants to sue Lego and nestle over pulling advertising from twitter. I mean, if I need to root for an evil empire it’s going to be the one that makes chocolate and toys. They don’t want to pay a nazi, I get it. #twittersucks

I have two characters who are pretending to be on walking on the moon. My stage direction is: (-walking in slow motion as if they are walking on the moon.) Sometimes my directions end with a very silent, "I don't know, you figure it out, you're the actor." #playwriting #theater #plays #acting

I'm trying to crack down and edit today. I can't sit still, everything is a distraction and nothing is helping me focus. So the only logical thing to do, is jump on Bluesky to complain about. #playwriting #writing #communitytheater

Started on my brother in law’s birthday gift. I’m new at oil painting and I read, “if your aren’t very good paint 500, then you’ll be better “ this is number 25. #art #oilpainting #painting

There is velvet Elvis and new (not) improved fleece Elveece

Art night!

I did it guys. I finally emailed that latter #digiorno #pizza #cheese

#playwriting I’ve written a few plays, mostly fun farce, but I just finished re-editing one that I think is special. Something I didn’t know I could write and one that without sounding arrogant I truly believe is better than many I read. Now what?

This is Daveraham Lincoln, some days he’s a Karen and some He’s a Billy. #dogs #pugs

I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry

NEW PROJECT IDEA! I’m going to take every credit card offer and every attempt to sell me insurance (I’m talking to you state farm) and try to craft homemade paper. #crafting #recycling #steadycraftin #papermaking

A little mild advice, (If I may softly wheedle); Understand the haystack Before you seek the needle. #vss365 #poem #needle

Making homemade ricotta today and a little cocky about my skill level, I may have put in the lemon juice too soon:# #cooking #oops #cheese

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