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metamorphmad.bsky.social
30 something CJS worker and ex teacher. Passionate about people and animals. Love a good 🍄‍🟫🍄. Late diagnosed ADHD lady.
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Drained, Chester sat down and waited for the police to arrive. Staring at Alan’s still-warm body laying among the empty shells, he felt no remorse. There were two sacred rules. You didn’t touch another man’s wife, or another man’s nuts. His ears perked up as the sound of sirens rose in the distance.

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QOTD (Whilst watching the first Indiana jones movie) “Are they building the Great Wall of China” “They’re in Egypt”😂🤦🏼‍♀️

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Great book I got today from the chazza for ÂŁ2!

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I think the art theme for today is #light. I'll see myself out. 😈

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Currently growing my own pink oyster mushrooms

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"The big joke on democracy is that it gives its mortal enemies the means to its own destruction." -Joseph Goebbels, 1926. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...

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Post tattoo come down I’ve already forgotten the pain

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If an ingrown anal hair were a person...

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i'm sorry to hear that your grandma passed away yeah i actually am like obviously i'm i'm going to be upset about that ... and I don’t wanna be mates with you alright’ #TheTraitors

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I need to have the picture of Claudia Winkleman from traitors unrobed on my house

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Why are people who shop in b+m so ✨overstimulating✨

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Need cheese

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Watching finding dory all sad My brain: “ I wonder if my dog remembers his parents” Cries even more

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Did Jools Holland dig up the boomtown rats to perform on the show?

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I swear jools Holland just picks these people off the street. They perform never to be heard from again

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I had a dream last night where I purchased an embroidered picture of Dame Edna everage that had been made by Jo brand.

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I love that I don’t have to traipse upstairs to go for a wee anymore! I can pee downstairs if I want to!

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Lazy mornings in bed with the whole fluffy crew

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We pretended it didn’t exist now he uses it every day

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QOTW: “it’s George’s sisters funeral on Thursday” “Are you going” “No I didn’t even know the woman” “Why the fuck are you telling me this then” 😂

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Just reminding you that Milo is a good boi and you should probably drink some water

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QOTD: when you were talking about buying a house I didn’t think you’d actually buy one!

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My partner had to tell a child off for singing “we wish you a merry gyattmass” 😂😂🙄

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QOTW: we have kallax for dayyyss

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Moving house is 100% the most stressful thing especially when your home is your safe space. Now I’ve set up my cosy little nest things will feel much better

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In case you needed this.

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This fluffy idiot just fell into the pond at my parents house (can’t blame him too much he probably couldn’t see it)

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