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A daily occurrence of existential dread I have Misophonia so don’t you dare open those crisps.
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❤️ this

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Who’s in charge of the printer? A monkey?

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My wife isn’t speaking to me

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I can now be the tortured poet living in a tiny loft that I’ve always wanted to be 🙏🏻

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Stand up for your rights. Destroy all wind-chimes.

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I’ll be in London in a few weeks. Might write a will.

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Misophonia makes me averse, nay angered, by nose breathing. And the clanking of plates. And the eating of food. And the sound of those damn shoes on my laminate. We can still be friends though?

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‘Follow your most intense obsessions mercilessly’ said Franz Kafka. So I did. And got a restraining order.

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People follow snail trails more than they follow me

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The Post Code Lottery adverts make me want to return to the womb

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Rummaging in the plastic recycling bin like a fox because you’ve dropped in a piece of paper

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Toilet seat be like

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the craziest part of little red riding hood is not that she couldn’t tell the difference between a wolf and her grandmother, it’s that her parents named her after a weird piece of clothing

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From the hours of 9 until 5

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