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metrazol.bsky.social
🐍🎂🍪🔉📼🎧 etc. in Cheverly, MD. I used to do one thing, now I do them all.
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"SOVIET MILITARY CAPABILITIES S-100-18-85 BOX 1 OF 2," slide 7 of 40 [gallery]

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day 103 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

New job's best perk is the coffee robot. I can now beast 3 vanilla lattes a day without the barista asking if I'm okay. Obviously not, Chad.

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appreciated this subtle nod to Larson in For All Mankind

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Just received a note from the Feds asking for my victim statement in the Hometown Intl. Deli case. I bought two shares as a goof because of @matt-levine.bsky.social covering it in "Money Stuff"... Do I mention that?

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Gosh, the burrito taxi people must be hurting.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Throwing my stupid 2025 bingo card in the trash. I did not have any of this on there! Well, one thing.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Rolled credits on an ending of Caves of Qud and having big feelings about it.

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But I just learned Fusion...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Hey FYI - it’s +/-130,000 on jobs, +/- .2 percentage points on the rate. Happy Jobs Day.

submitted 16 days ago • 6 comments

Well, that’s because it’s uninformed nonsense.

submitted 17 days ago • 10 comments

I never thought I'd succumb to the air fryer toaster oven craze but I love this stupid thing. It's the whitest of white goods. It bears no brand or distinct identity. It makes tater tots and vegan Chikn nuggets in 8 minutes flat. Too bad Capitalism cannot be redeemed.

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I mean, I wouldn’t say no one

submitted 21 days ago • 4 comments

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

submitted 25 days ago • 541 comments

We’re back to: * posting about video games * realizing that I’m posting about something as trivial as video games as the world explodes and feeling bad * posting about the world exploding * realizing that my timeline is nothing but panic & suffering and feeling bad * posting about video games

submitted 25 days ago • 27 comments

if there is one funny thing about yesterday’s blitzkrieg of executive orders is that it makes the “democratic opposition went too far last time” crowd look like total dipshits

submitted 33 days ago • 597 comments

Well.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Aaaaaauugghh.

submitted 38 days ago • 33 comments

Confession: I'm not prepared for the amount of energy I'm going to have to expend over the next 4 years knocking down absolutely cray cray economic ramblings

submitted 47 days ago • 71 comments

Well...

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I'm a great cook, but having a burrito delivered is a singular experience. Have a little chat with its chauffeur. Unwrap it. Wonder why I'm broke.

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

War Thunder leaks are an advanced stage of an untreated Janes Addiction

submitted 62 days ago • 16 comments

It's this and I'm still gasping.

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For those going home to visit family this weekend: • Samsung calls it Auto Motion Plus • LG calls it TruMotion • Sony calls it Motionflow • Roku calls it Action Smoothing • Google TV calls it Motion Enhancement • Vizio calls it Smooth Motion Effect.

submitted 89 days ago • 439 comments

If anyone wants to know how things are going, I'm listening to landlord/tenant court as background noise while doing my spreadsheets. One attorney has received orders to vacate on more than a dozen people via Zoom in about 10 minutes.

submitted 93 days ago • 0 comments

No, you're crying during the Simpsons Hit and Run speed run video...

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