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metrazol.bsky.social

🐍🎂🍪🔉📼🎧 etc. in Cheverly, MD. I used to do one thing, now I do them all.

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This is an outrageous policy change. Also, if you’re gonna do this then you gotta do it for drivers, too right? Given those are obviously far far more dangerous vehicles. nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/05/02/p...

submitted 2 days ago • 389 comments

Sizzler, but I'd take Souplantation for the muffins... Wait. Plantation? The fuck?

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

Me and who? I kid, I kid.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Warm up the wah wah trombones, today's going to be one for the books...

submitted 32 days ago • 1 comment

Dear @kairyssdal.bsky.social can you explain this without swears or crying

submitted 32 days ago • 47 comments

Ah yes, the famous 4 hour market delay. FFS

submitted 33 days ago • 66 comments

been waiting for the cow tools tiny desk

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

aye big dog fix your heart (or die)

submitted 45 days ago • 4 comments

That fateful night in October of 1982:

submitted 47 days ago • 4 comments

I have some ideas.

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

I replied to Kai Ryssdal and misspelled a word. This is the worst.

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Repeat after me - this is the stupidest possible way to run the world’s biggest economy.

submitted 56 days ago • 170 comments

I would like to offer a warm welcome to everyone jumping on the Gavin Newsom sucks bandwagon. It's never too late to change your mind when you're wrong.

submitted 59 days ago • 0 comments

prepare your hiney for another blast from the spank ray

submitted 60 days ago • 2 comments

LinkedIn recommended I connect with a new coworker. "Hmm, name is familiar, did we go to school together?" Not quite. Went to college with her mom.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

"SOVIET MILITARY CAPABILITIES S-100-18-85 BOX 1 OF 2," slide 7 of 40 [gallery]

submitted 72 days ago • 0 comments

day 103 of making a cow tools every day unless i don't

submitted 74 days ago • 4 comments

New job's best perk is the coffee robot. I can now beast 3 vanilla lattes a day without the barista asking if I'm okay. Obviously not, Chad.

submitted 74 days ago • 0 comments

appreciated this subtle nod to Larson in For All Mankind

submitted 82 days ago • 2 comments

Just received a note from the Feds asking for my victim statement in the Hometown Intl. Deli case. I bought two shares as a goof because of @matt-levine.bsky.social covering it in "Money Stuff"... Do I mention that?

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

Gosh, the burrito taxi people must be hurting.

submitted 84 days ago • 0 comments