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Chicago has many sins to atone for and Jenny McCarthy is at least 3 of them.

As Trump tries to dismantle the social safety net and attacks our fundamental rights, New Yorkers have been wondering why Andrew Cuomo refuses to criticize him. Now we know: they share the same donors.

Woo boy, we're about to see an entirely new kind of insane antisocial behavior replicated thanks to Doge.

I want to know more about the non-woke musicals brought to us by the same folks who think men shouldn't eat soup in public.

About to round out our second full 75-> Tornado -> Snowstorm cycle in a week. Between that and radio DJs somehow still having access to an airhorn button, I willingly forgot what living in the Midwest is like.

I raised my hand to give a thumbs down to a Tesla, but I saw there was a dog in the front seat who was very excited and happy to see my dog. I didn't want the dog to think I was booing him so I aborted the gesture.

*vexillologists across the country spontaneously hurling themselves off bridges and into traffic*

I told my mother she needs to be very careful with her spending because they're going to tank ss. She started naming all the family and friends that couldn't survive without it for long with this look of fear and sadness on her face and I have to say I don't know if I've ever felt worse in my life.

I have a second idea which involves those Tesla robots and Medieval Times. People are mad, increasingly poor, and will demand entertainment. Save a cherished American establishment while destroying Elon’s property all while enjoying absolute slop in a bowl.

As someone who grew up occasionally going to demolition derbys I have an idea for what to with all these cybertrucks.

What's a girl who did absolutely nothing to even try in the first place gotta do to get an Amyl and The Sniffers ticket when she 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺, 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 wants one?

There is one day where other site is still filled with magic, and that day is Matchday. All these people who worked god know how many years to become the Dr of their dreams finding out they've made it. I cry little. Then I see Azealia Banks transvestigating JK Rowling and remember where I am.

Bluesky has the juice.

One problem with the idea of reserving due process for law-abiding people is that due process is how we figure out which people are law-abiding.

Speaking of shows for olds, I see The Salt Shed has Toad the Wet Sprocket, Semisonic and Sixpence None the Richer playing next month. I'm at that point where one has to decide what now embarrassing music you grew up is ok. That's a no in public to all of them. Home or personal vehicle still ok.

I'm too old for Lollapalooza but they've canceled Pitchfork so I'm not sure what choice I have in my quest to see Doechii and Olivia Rodrigo while pretending the latter was just a coincidence.

This guy has to be the all-time hitter in incorrect takes. It's so frequent, there's no way it's not intentional Good thing he now publishes this stuff in the Wapo, who has no vested interest in that kind of stuff.

On the road to rebuilding a decent society, we need to focus on making it once again appalling and shameful to work in defense and weapons tech. Fear is also an option, given the circumstances, I suppose.

Why is skinny Sean Spicer hawking fake car insurance on my tv right now.

I would pay an annual subscription fee to never have to hear, see, or remember that Kim Kardashian exists.

I'm exiling Dick Durbin to the woods like in Harry and the Hendersons except I don't love him and I'm being legitimately cruel

GAVIN NEWSOM: Thanks for joining us today. Did you know Joanna Newsom is my second cousin? JD VANCE: Oh that's right! I've always felt "Baby Birch" is such a beautiful song about the anguish of childless wome— GAVIN NEWSOM: [obnoxiously whistling "Peach, Plum, Pear"]

God bless whoever is running the CSPAN playlist

Had a text this morning from Ebay with a log in code. Thought "oh no, someones trying to hack me," before a grainy and muddled memory flashed through my brain. No. It was me. Looking at Beavis and Butthead drinking glasses in the middle of the night. They were too expensive. I will own them one day.

We are witnessing the apotheosis of democratic consulting: believe in nothing, ignore your constituents, lie to the public, feverishly defend a status quo no one wants because of bad polls, while aggressively fundraising like televangelists. You couldn’t model elite alienation better if you tried.

We're getting vintage air!

Today I confronted “border czar” Tom Homan who came to Albany to do Trump’s bidding — push for mass deportations, carry out the assault on working class New Yorkers, and justify the unjustifiable detention of legal permanent resident and father-to-be, Mahmoud Khalil.

Yo @durbin.senate.gov, no one is picking up your Senate phone and you don’t even have a voicemail. Vote no on cloture and the spending bill or I will do whatever it takes to make sure the next Senator from Illinois has basic constituent services set up during business hours.

I brought a long-fallen dried-out wasp nest in to make an art project with it. Found out future queen wasps hibernate through the winter. Woopsies! Not as bad as all the times I've lost a tarantula in the house, but not great!

the fact that John Mayer managed to not get tried in The Hague for "Waiting On The World To Change" is our villain origin story

Columbia isn’t Vichy; Columbia is Quisling.

I just did this, please also call your reps!