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Does it go underground en route to a town called Malice?
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She'd just use kine anyway
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Same, it doesn't stop her using one side one day and the other side the next
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I'm sick of my toast coming up paler than an EDL member's wedding reception, just because my missus insists on having her bagel "lightly toasted"
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Tell your insurance it was a woman driving, it was her fault, and she drove off after. Let them prove otherwise
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My dad said the same. Insisted Finney was miles better than Matthews. Oh and Charlton better than Maldini? Do me a favour. Charlton and Moore living of the back of a single game in 1966
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"We will work you until you die but, in the event of a war, we would like you to die sooner and we'll take on a temp to fill the gap"
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Saw an interview years ago where a retired pro cyclist was asked "did you take drugs to win?". His answer was "I took drugs just to keep up!"
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Good Catholic girl as well then
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In that case, we welcome everybody in your house except you
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Why are you, a genetically modified Scouse, referring to Billinge Rain? You're not secretly one of us, are you?
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Given how your season imploded, who knows any more?
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He genuinely has no idea what he's doing. The players all but threw a party when he got sacked, and he'd only been here 3 months
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9 games in charge of us, 3 draws, 6 defeats. The most inept performances in my time watching the club, and that's a lot of watching. Don't touch him with a barge pole
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Even when the police said it was a 53yr old white man, the Facebook narrative simply shifted from "He's an immigrant" to "It's a cover up". This country is fucked
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It's always the ones you most expect
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I'm more concerned he has 4 points and is trying to pass them off as 3
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Nothing wrong with the internet, but you can file social media with tobacco and alcohol in that, were they to be discovered/invented today, they'd ban them all. And with good reason
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I've always stayed clear of ensalada Rusa in Spain, but we had it the other week in a little side street place, and it was tremendous
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Arf
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56.25% off the calendar, when we're only 38.81% of the way through the year is a Martin Lewis sized bargain
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If they check his social media accounts, he'll be in a Venezuelan prison by the end of the week
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I saw Van Morrison in Manchester about 88/89. The most boring man in the world. No energy or anything
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Back in my union official days, if I went to the office in Stockport I drove right past Strawberry Studios, where all the albums were recorded. It looks tiny from the outside, I'm surprised they all fitted in
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"My good friend Barbie Cue"
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The transactional site still hits top 5 for 90% of targeted keywords, but nobody gets that far to click any more
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They made a lurch towards promoting informational search results which is a disaster for transactional sites. If you have access to your Google Analytics, it will probably look something like this since late last year For informational site vs transactional, note the divergence in the transactional
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I know it's no consolation, but it's not just you. Since Google introduced their own AI answers as the first result in searches, last October, almost all sites have seen an upturn in impressions (appearances in results) but a huge downturn in clicks
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Sandy Shore
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Extra Sky Bet ad scheduled
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Oh hahaha. Completely mis-read it 😳
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The two that stand out for me, that we had on season loans in recent years are Harry Maguire, when he was starting out at Leicester, and Reece James before he broke through at Chelsea. One of them likes to fight Greek policemen for a hobby, so I'm not sure the plan is flawless
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Is it possible to be Manc and Scouse at the same time?
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That level of sartorial freedom, though, it's admirable
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When my missus worked for Adidas, she said they struggled to sell anything in the Netherlands that either wasn't very bright colours, or didn't include orange in the design somewhere
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If it ain't green, it's fine
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Well would you just look at that
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My family would have no idea where I am, so being found dead in bed with a stripper might be the only way they'll ever find out I won
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There's definitely been a "let's get these missile orders invoiced first" meeting gone on
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He does know that Musk literally bought votes for him, and also for a losing judge in a local supreme court election?
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Wimbledon finished 6th that year, it was hardly one of the all time great giant killings
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[coughs as impolitely as it's possible to achieve]
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There was one last weekend where the forward was offside in his own half, because he'd leaned over the halfway line and his arm was ahead of the last defender. Absolutely ridiculous
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I think he's masking a deep-seated affection for you
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I know he takes a kicking from you on an almost daily basis, but I actually lolled at this