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profoundly queer babe with punk vibes 💋 she/her | 🏳️‍⚧️ & 🏳️‍🌈 | 30 sometimes I watch movies: https://boxd.it/QD2b
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if au jus means with juice then au pair means with pears this has been frenching with freakazoid

submitted 54 minutes ago • 4 comments

this vida is too loca

submitted 19 hours ago • 8 comments

looking good sir 🫡

submitted 20 hours ago • 5 comments

who up disappointing they polycule?

submitted 1 day ago • 45 comments

"Big bottom, small top" doesn't just describe most of my outfits. It also describes- *gets pulled off stage*

submitted 1 day ago • 8 comments

last year, when I was interviewing for jobs, two pigeons walked straight into my apartment during a call and it wasn't at a point where I could be like 'oh, one second, there are two pigeons in my apartment', so I just had to pretend there weren't birds exploring under all my furniture

submitted 1 day ago • 56 comments

Who up tamin’ they shrew?

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

this is what they put luke skywalker in after he got fucked up by that polar bear in starwars 2

submitted 57 days ago • 0 comments

when the beatles said “HELP!” i felt that

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

the trans woman’s dilemma of desperately needing bottom surgery while being absolutely terrified of getting bottom surgery

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

anyway here's your comedy for monday afternoon

submitted 2 days ago • 88 comments

just spiritually tired today tbh

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

italian women are moving up from wooden spoons and slippers

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Things are so bleak that former “gifted children” are writing bad jokes to impress strangers on the internet.

submitted 3 days ago • 38 comments

haven't been having the rootinest tootinest of good times lately

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Hey guys does anyone know what the fuck

submitted 3 days ago • 49 comments

I had an Eurydice joke, but looking back on it, I shouldn’t have

submitted 4 days ago • 16 comments

are they…. you know…? (tired)

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

Nonbinary intersex activist Jim Sinclair on Sally Jesse Raphael's show in 1989

submitted 3 days ago • 64 comments

what if we could take off our skin and shake it like a rug

submitted 4 days ago • 21 comments

still dealing with this btw this time I work up to someone’s toilet water soaking through my mattress. cannot begin to describe how traumatic that was.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Can I make a suggestion for his wake without upsetting anyone

submitted 4 days ago • 67 comments

Bernie Sanders is barnstorming the country in his 80s generating 30k+ events to rally against gangster capitalism while Democratic leadership twiddle their thumbs and shrug a bunch as the worst people in the country strip the wiring out the walls and conduct racist immigration purges

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a true Jedi carries a light saber in one pocket and a paternity test in the other

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

same apartment, different tenant, overflowed their toilet and flooded my apartment. second time in six months. I want to fucking scream.

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

it’s dommy mommy day in marvel rivals 🥵

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

My son was slain in Athens. As retribution, I arranged for seven Athenian boys and seven Athenian girls every nine years to be devoured by a bull-headed monster. AITA

submitted 6 days ago • 11 comments

Stumbled out of a lesbian bar and walked past Ethiopian, Korean, Mexican, and Pizza restaurants on my way to eat at a Ramen place. This is why America is so great. Immigrants built this country and these fascists are trying to destroy what makes it great. Damn them all, fight like hell.

submitted 6 days ago • 34 comments

I know I live in a tourist town but charging an additional $8 per scallop if you want to add to your $34 seafood scampi feels insultingly asinine

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

he’s breaking new ground, folks

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

interview went super duper well and I’m hoping to hear back about a final interview soon! thanks so much for rooting for me! 🥹

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

Coming around to the idea that Logan's Run was not a dystopia

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments