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Hilarious. After the DOGErs set up the new government-wide all employee email system in late January OPM, where it is housed, sent out an advisory which states explicitly that no employee ever has to respond to any of the emails. See 4.2 and 4.3. www.opm.gov/media/kfpozk...

submitted 5 hours ago • 139 comments

If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general. If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.

submitted 6 days ago • 2287 comments

If you back into a spot at the grocery, how do you load your stuff?

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

👀 "If no lawyer within earshot of the President is willing to give him that advice, then I expect you will eventually find someone who is enough of a fool, or enough of a coward, to file your motion. But it was never going to be me." -- AUSA Hagan Scotten, SDNY.

submitted 9 days ago • 520 comments

First ever halftime show by a Pulitzer Prize winner?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

TFW you accidentally forget to refill your coffee before the next meeting

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

This is a crisis response app. If a diplomat is in danger, for any reason, this sends their whereabouts to diplomatic security in country and DC

submitted 20 days ago • 233 comments

I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her

submitted 20 days ago • 227 comments

The problem with 🎶 listening to Missy Elliot 🎶 is that the songs keep playing 🎶 even after you stop 🎶

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Right now I’m wondering if it’s possible to live on Costco purchases alone.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

Trump is reportedly going to sign a piece of paper later today declaring that the federal government of the United States defines me as a woman. If there's a better encapsulation of how stupid the whole "define woman" thing is and has always been I'd love to see it.

submitted 34 days ago • 49 comments

LOL, the ATO process for a government owned app that collects personal data is going to be quite something

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Does anyone unironically hang fizzy dice from their rear view mirror?

submitted 36 days ago • 1 comment

It really is such masculine energy to blame things on a woman who no longer works at the company www.nytimes.com/2025/01/16/u...

submitted 38 days ago • 1744 comments

so if I'm understanding the tech-bro position correctly, it's this

submitted 58 days ago • 1709 comments

I’m still bitter there was no actual Trent Crimm book at the end of Ted Lasso

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

Feeling cute, might eat later

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

A favorite

submitted 71 days ago • 0 comments

Here’s my low bar on presidential qualifications beyond the typical measures: At least once you must have changed a diaper, folded laundry, filed your own taxes, cooked a meal for your family, put off a purchase due to low funds, scrubbed a toilet, waited at a doctor’s office for a loved one.

submitted 77 days ago • 1 comment

I feel like there should be a face-eating leopard emoji; we’re going to need it a lot.

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submitted 96 days ago • 14 comments

a bench

submitted 97 days ago • 0 comments

You know it doesn't necessarily have to "get worse before it gets better." That's just some shit people told you often enough and long enought that you uncritically took it for true. We could just work to be better.

submitted 104 days ago • 44 comments