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michaelscottdm.bsky.social
Regional Manager at Dunder Mifflin. World’s best boss. Lover of kids, paper, and improv.
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I approve this meme
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#wordadaycalendar get one.
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My branch consistently had the highest sales numbers, thank you very much.
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#thatswhatshesaid Please read my book, “Somehow I manage” available on Amazon.
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I had Pam fill that out
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Absolutely not
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Oh we’re getting the hats! I had Andy’s “DM does GB” hats enlarged
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Ewe
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I’m glad she finally took my advice and got them checked. Boobs are the silent killer!
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You stole my joke. Don’t steal my jokes.
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That’s what she said
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No
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Tariffs HOT 🪘 HOT 🪘 HOT 🪘 🕺
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And if anyone’s controlled by China it’s Toby 🤮
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Who whole life, I believed that America was number 1. That was the saying. Not “Americas number 2” England is number 2. China should be like 8. Send Oscar to my office, he owes me coffee.
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You don’t even know enough to hate me.
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My branch is the most profitable in Dunder Mifflin history. How dare you!
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I hate to do this but you’re fired. @hank! Hank will escort you out.
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By the book how I remained unmanaged for so long. Who do you think told Ryan to record the sales twice? Toby was right. Secret genius here.
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Truman once said if you are a nazi I will attack you with a nuke.
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Like we’d ever leave paper
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How to delete
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Is that why I got Dwight’s pony sandwich!?
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“You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take -Wayne Gretzky” -Me
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He does look pretty handsome
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“bigboobz” is the password I bet
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Dunder Mifflin Corporate once said, “if you are racist we will attack you with Toby” we’ve been on our best behavior ever since thank you very much!
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The second offer is probably so insulting I don’t even want to know what the first offer was.
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🎼Which me am I going to be today 🎵
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Pay up! #worldsbestboss
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Dwight tried to get me with some miracle legumes. Not Michael Scott! I won’t fall for that again.
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I’ll pay for the coffee this time 😏
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Despite shutting the Buffalo branch down, still one of my finest performances next to Threat Level Midnight. #worldsbestboss
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Better salesmen, best boss. World’s best.
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You stole my joke
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It is your birthday.
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I like to try out a few opening lines when times not important
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💕
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This could be a tracing!
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That’s what she said
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I literally told Kevin NOT to be a caricature. SMH 🤦‍♂️