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Slow runner. Easily distracted hiker. Writer of rejected submissions. Mourning the Oakland A's. Pretend hockey fan. 2006 AL 2B Gold Glove truther.
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Man Who Told Transplants That Seattleites Don’t Use Umbrellas in the 90s Never Meant for Things to Get This Far: bit.ly/3QzWYlC

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When one of us eats an unacceptable amount of the remaining cookies or other treats while the other one is out, we blame raccoons. “I have terrible news. While you were out, a band of raccoons got in, locked me in a closet, and ate six brownies.”

submitted 1 day ago • 5 comments

pnw folks' insistence on not using an umbrella is a local custom i will never adopt, i will umbrella until i am dust

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

coming this holiday season

submitted 1 day ago • 102 comments

1. Researched New Kids on the Block's bunch of hits. 2. Chinese food made me sick. 3. Made a spreadsheet of how fly I found girls who stopped by for the summer. #Emails2DOGE

submitted 22 hours ago • 3 comments

This is how I would respond to the email Musk sent to government employees. 1. Slipped out the back, Jack 2. Made a new plan, Stan 3. Didn’t need to be coy, Roy, just listen to me 4. Hopped on the bus, Gus, don’t need to to discuss much 5. Dropped off the key, Lee and set myself free #Emails2DOGE

submitted 23 hours ago • 27 comments

not the midair biscuits....

submitted 1 day ago • 101 comments

Guy who doesn’t even respond to the mothers of his children: reply to my email or you’re fired

submitted 1 day ago • 545 comments

regret to inform everyone this is a real guy who could be pope

submitted 1 day ago • 581 comments

WaPo Page One: “If you’re going to just yell at me, that’s not going to be an effective town hall,” McCormick said .. “But we’re pissed!” a woman shouted. #GA07 www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

submitted 1 day ago • 1286 comments

I've been really appreciating people whose work isn't always explicitly political but have still been making space to stand up for goodness and compassion! It's very meaningful to see, imo!!!

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

I went again today after my trail run. Hoarding the books with mud all over my legs like a covetous swamp creature.

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

And now we have begun that brief fleeting overlap of hockey and baseball - just four months

submitted 1 day ago • 21 comments

A man walking his dog walks past decorative concrete baseballs outside Surprise Stadium in Surprise, Arizona on Saturday, Feb. 22, 2025. The San Francisco Giants defeated the Texas Rangers 6-1. #photography #sfgiants #springtraining

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I wish reading the news felt less like binge watching the final season of a long running series that’s been a major part of your life for decades.

submitted 1 day ago • 93 comments

Chris Bassitt = Fantasy Football Loser & Bat Boy. 🤣

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

"The Ides of March are upon us. Whatever that means. I'll have to look it up." -#SeaKraken announcer

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

I really missed the Kraken during the 4 Nations break. I guess if the Oakland A's are my late husbands, the Kraken are my special men friends.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

I wrote a note rather than getting them towed because I'm an irritable pushover, and their invasion of Frank's home is over for now. I hope he recovers from the trauma.

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Super fun to come back after your big monthly grocery trip at 10 p.m. on a rainy night to find someone has parked in your assigned space, and the nearest open space is at the back lot a five minute walk away. May they never find Conan O'Brien videos at which to giggle.

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Any woman who has ever taken off a sports bra knows this face.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

POV: you're the pile of snow along the bottom of the boards

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry, this account is now dedicated to sharing photos of the cats I see on my nightly walks at Fresno State. #CatWalk

submitted 5 days ago • 5 comments

One of my favorite Meals on Wheels guys, Raúl, had the two coolest chihuahuas I'd ever met. One of them used to pick fights with the barky dog next door, and then hide behind his enforcer, a giant great dane.

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