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we printed him a little hat
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my excellent stepsister in NC has sent me a photo of POSSUM FOOTPRINTS on her porch because she knows it will make me screech with joy

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the discover tab exists to punish you for posting good . like hey nice joke let’s put it up on the fridge in the black lodge

submitted 8 hours ago • 27 comments

sneaking past whatever this is

submitted 1 hour ago • 1 comment

more cat noises please tell me of them

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

YOUR LOVE: A cold and broken Hallelujah MY LOVE: The spacious, comfortable and smooth-riding Hallelujah 6000

submitted 466 days ago • 11 comments

hux was standing on the bed getting a head scratch and pan appeared wanting to snuggle with hux who ignored him so pan lowered himself to a crouching crawl and crept right underneath hux + lay down, purring hux stood there blankly like hux would for quite some time. cats stacked like nesting tables

submitted 3 hours ago • 0 comments

you saunter up to the banquet table, fingers wriggling in anticipation like a cartoon bon vivant. a tasteful selection of hors d'oeuvre arrayed before you, while scrumptious, hold no interest. your gaze falls upon the real prize; a huge, succulent devilled egg the size of a kia sorento, laid by God

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments

bringing this picture to my barber

submitted 6 hours ago • 2 comments

noises my cats make fenris- historically silent but more vocal now he’s old + deaf. a single loud yell of WOAAOW! pan- only shouts when he wants you to open a door: Ooouuw? amadeus- just happy chirps. hisses at the dog in an offhand way hux- tragic gravelly groans. marge simpson on her deathbed

submitted 15 hours ago • 9 comments

MJM (walks into BlueSky with matted hair, a ripped gossamer tee, dirt or maybe blood (?) under his nails, one laceration that perfectly accentuates his left cheekbone, & falls to his knees) (in a whisper): I…couldn’t…find…my…phone…for…two…hours.

submitted 12 hours ago • 6 comments

encouraging friends + relatives in glasgow to visit the free rat zoo 🎟️🐀

submitted 15 hours ago • 2 comments