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midnight-penguin.bsky.social

they/them, girl 🏳️‍⚧️ 16 taken i post bullshit https://prns.cc/jdapb

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depression is realizing that a single year of the military not buying new gizmos could fix so much in this country

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i keep mixing up george w. bush and bill clinton in my head for some reason

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among us caused the 2020 wokeness wave

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big balls has fallen

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me when i fucking explode into a million little pieces

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i suffer from a “the hit podcast distractible” based brain fungus

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i deserve to be spread like a virus

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i want more hot men on my pinterest not this woke shit

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I've been sending a lot of unsolicited nudes recently, but I keep striking out when people reverse image search them and find out they're actually of David Spade

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the posts i make here are only the most beautiful, high quality content anyways what if a hot dog and a cucumber were gay and made out

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i love how i’ll reference conversations that only exist inside my own brain

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i was genetically bred for microblogging

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there are so many liberals on my liberal site

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i wonder how much of this stuff i’ve posted i’ll look back on in two months and be like “haha wow i was so cringe back then”

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men should normalize saying “popping a boner” instead of “jerking off”

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me when i eat five thousand live cicadas

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i can’t wait for autistic people to get tracked, labeled, and forcibly treated 😊

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R “Pseudoscience” FK jr

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genuinely short circuit every time i talk to the bf omg im hopelessly in love

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i have never once seen a baby with candy

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Y'all notice they're rounding up most of these "freeloading" immigrants AT WORK???!!

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politics is a thousand year game not 4 year checkers

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fast and furious is caraganda 😭😭

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if i run for president/jokes it’ll be on a platform of science and FUCK CARS and i’d lose like bad

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throwback to that one time my CFI asked me if i knew what Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs was

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heh backwards baseball cap biting lip rubbing hands together emoji i need more ladies in my life 😼😼😼 specially me me im the lady i need me more ladyness need some estrogen

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randomly unfocuses your eyes

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spaghetti and meatballs flavored toothpaste

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UGH DYSPHORIA internal organs start liquefying

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this is such an old show now but ‘Revolution’ should’ve been post-apocalyptic-emerging steampunk where are the windmills? the water wheels? steam power? gas engines that could still run if you swapped the spark plug with a flintlock?? where’s the industry?? it’s been 15 years humans LOVE industry!!

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we despise stonetoss comics we all say in unison

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yknow what i actually hate about trelon breaking up is that trump is going to tantrum and spite cancel all space expansion like a bitch it’s embarrassing that we aren’t in space yet

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the trans equivalent of gaydar is GENDAR OBVIOUSLY

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we should all just start acting like jk rowling is dead i mean, it’s mean to pretend she’s still alive right

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big love to my (old? we won’t ever see each other again) friend Spencer ik you won’t see this bro but i hope life is better for you

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huh wouldn’t furries have fleas do not cat girl me wizard of the west i do not want to take flea meds

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i had something to say but it got turned into scrambled eggs in my brain

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oooh expired tylenol in the garage nom or not/j

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i heart my husband

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second day of Pride i have not yet received my presents under the Liberal Tree from Woke Santa 0/10 stars

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some people are too pretty/pos and some people are too pretty/neg

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been playing Endless Space 2 and civ games scratch an itch for me but like 2 inches to the left of the itch it’s weird

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i want to speak to your manager, no, your boss, yeah that’s right i want to talk to Mr AI

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if you have sex during pride it’s automatically converted to gay sex and is scored accordingly by the sex judges

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its pride month yknow what that means

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I have to be the hottest transsexual at the book fair

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“brother, looking up nurgle n s f w is heresy brother” “stop being an absolute phallus brother, i am understanding the enemy’s anatomy”

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TWO OF THEM?! playing ALAN WAKE II for the first time NOW!!! 🦌 www.twitch.tv/othatsraspbe...

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