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midnight-penguin.bsky.social
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new york city should be able to terrestrially disengage, hover around like the terran base from starcraft, and set itself down outside of owensboro, kentucky once a week so i can eat at moonlite barbecue more often. it's a really good barbecue spot and i don't care who is inconvenienced

submitted 17 hours ago • 45 comments

okay but i love gay Q in the new james bonds like YES TWINK MAKE THOSE GADGETS

submitted 16 hours ago • 0 comments

when you’re watching one of those dumb outdated meme compilations and oh wow casual transphobia

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

just saying a too perfect nuketown north korea beach resort would be a perfect setting for a movie

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

the cinemawins guy’s voice has replaced my inner monologue voice 💔💔 not exactly complaining he has a very nice voice

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

im literally alex fierro if they were a completely different ethnicity

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depression is realizing that a single year of the military not buying new gizmos could fix so much in this country

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i keep mixing up george w. bush and bill clinton in my head for some reason

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

among us caused the 2020 wokeness wave

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big balls has fallen

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me when i fucking explode into a million little pieces

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i suffer from a “the hit podcast distractible” based brain fungus

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

i deserve to be spread like a virus

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

i want more hot men on my pinterest not this woke shit

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I've been sending a lot of unsolicited nudes recently, but I keep striking out when people reverse image search them and find out they're actually of David Spade

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

the posts i make here are only the most beautiful, high quality content anyways what if a hot dog and a cucumber were gay and made out

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

i love how i’ll reference conversations that only exist inside my own brain

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i was genetically bred for microblogging

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

there are so many liberals on my liberal site

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i wonder how much of this stuff i’ve posted i’ll look back on in two months and be like “haha wow i was so cringe back then”

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

men should normalize saying “popping a boner” instead of “jerking off”

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

me when i eat five thousand live cicadas

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i can’t wait for autistic people to get tracked, labeled, and forcibly treated 😊

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

R “Pseudoscience” FK jr

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

genuinely short circuit every time i talk to the bf omg im hopelessly in love

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

i have never once seen a baby with candy

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Y'all notice they're rounding up most of these "freeloading" immigrants AT WORK???!!

submitted 10 days ago • 217 comments

politics is a thousand year game not 4 year checkers

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

fast and furious is caraganda 😭😭

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

if i run for president/jokes it’ll be on a platform of science and FUCK CARS and i’d lose like bad

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

throwback to that one time my CFI asked me if i knew what Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs was

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

heh backwards baseball cap biting lip rubbing hands together emoji i need more ladies in my life 😼😼😼 specially me me im the lady i need me more ladyness need some estrogen

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

randomly unfocuses your eyes

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

spaghetti and meatballs flavored toothpaste

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

UGH DYSPHORIA internal organs start liquefying

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

this is such an old show now but ‘Revolution’ should’ve been post-apocalyptic-emerging steampunk where are the windmills? the water wheels? steam power? gas engines that could still run if you swapped the spark plug with a flintlock?? where’s the industry?? it’s been 15 years humans LOVE industry!!

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

we despise stonetoss comics we all say in unison

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

yknow what i actually hate about trelon breaking up is that trump is going to tantrum and spite cancel all space expansion like a bitch it’s embarrassing that we aren’t in space yet

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

the trans equivalent of gaydar is GENDAR OBVIOUSLY

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

we should all just start acting like jk rowling is dead i mean, it’s mean to pretend she’s still alive right

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

big love to my (old? we won’t ever see each other again) friend Spencer ik you won’t see this bro but i hope life is better for you

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

huh wouldn’t furries have fleas do not cat girl me wizard of the west i do not want to take flea meds

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

i had something to say but it got turned into scrambled eggs in my brain

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

oooh expired tylenol in the garage nom or not/j

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

i heart my husband

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

second day of Pride i have not yet received my presents under the Liberal Tree from Woke Santa 0/10 stars

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

some people are too pretty/pos and some people are too pretty/neg

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

been playing Endless Space 2 and civ games scratch an itch for me but like 2 inches to the left of the itch it’s weird

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments