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“why is new york always electing crappy and insane mayors.” the mayoral sash, regardless of city, is an object that causes madness in its wearer. it’s like you’re asking why someone grasping the palantir with both hands is talking to sauron

submitted 21 days ago • 16 comments

In retrospect I should have cut off my ex-best friend when she called The Lawrence Arms "fake punk" and not waited for all the manipulative BS that came later

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Iowa state park was pretty nice and peaceful but it did smell very farm ish

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Midwestmaxxing

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Just saw a comedian say "If vaccines caused autism then America would have trains" and I almost spit out my drink.

submitted 25 days ago • 39 comments

Sent my first 5.11d lead in the gym today! Is the grading soft or am I getting better? Who knows! 🧗‍♂️

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

gonna go ahead and say we probably need clean water more than we need generative ai

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

"To understand who is in control, observe who you are not allowed to criticize." -Voltaire

submitted 26 days ago • 68 comments

SpaceX is just Elon Musk playing a game of Civ where he’s somehow managed to unlock spaceflight without figuring out the secret of welding.

submitted 27 days ago • 1 comment

System tech for The Wonder Years & FOH for Kevin Devine tonight. Great show!

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society. RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp. YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice

submitted 28 days ago • 158 comments

“no Americana punk tonight" why? "you listen to After the Party every time its 75 degrees out, it's embarrassing" ok [after one beer] uh oh y'all it's gettin kinda Schmenzingers

submitted 28 days ago • 5 comments

Had an amazing time🧗‍♂️ in the New River Gorge this past weekend! Super proud of my brave partner @nomoreevictions.bsky.social for getting on her first trad lead! And thank you to our friend Patrick for showing us all the cool spots including our first multipitch and being a great host and hang

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

bro it’s okay that you need ai to help you write an email. anubis has weighed your soul against the feather of fate and found you unworthy. prepare to be devoured

submitted 35 days ago • 23 comments

Anyone else start Oblivion Remasted and assume the leveling was the same as the original, only to discover when they finally slept that it had been Skyrimified and they had like 10 level ups banked?

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Bluesky crashes when I try to upload the video but I swear I sent my "5.hard" crack climbing project at the gym this weekend. . .only to get completely humbled and shut down on a 5.10 roof at the local Short & Sandbagged Top Rope Crag the next day! 🧗‍♂️

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Does Detroit have a higher than average number of cults per capita or is every city like this?

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

PALPATINE HOLOGRAM: 𝑨𝑹𝑬 𝑾𝑬 𝑶𝑵 𝑻𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲 𝑻𝑶 𝑴𝑬𝑬𝑻 𝑶𝑼𝑹 𝑸𝑼𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑳𝒀 𝑲𝑷𝑰𝑺? IMPERIAL BUREAUCRAT: Y-yes my lord. PALPATINE: 𝒀𝑶𝑼’𝑹𝑬 𝑨 𝑹𝑶𝑪𝑲𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹. 𝑳𝑬𝑻’𝑺 𝑻𝑶𝑼𝑪𝑯 𝑩𝑨𝑺𝑬 𝑳𝑨𝑻𝑬𝑹.

submitted 39 days ago • 47 comments

it's not Nathan Fielder's fault that he is a Batman villain in a world without a Batman

submitted 42 days ago • 4 comments

straight men arent alienated by their gender or sexuality, they are alienated by their labor and misappropriate it to a gendered liberation struggle as a straightforward reactionary impulse to "respond" to the only liberatory stimulus they are exposed to; womens emancipation, queer normality, etc

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

System tech for Ministry (and all their extravagant hats) tonight!

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Singing thru an auto tune pedal in a rock band is already kinda cringe. But singing thru an auto tune pedal and STILL somehow being off key? New level

submitted 46 days ago • 1 comment

don't forget that the difference between an italian pope and a chicago pope is the cheese is under the sauce

submitted 47 days ago • 1 comment

Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!

submitted 178 days ago • 51 comments

This. Or get into rock climbing. Hard to find a more positive male model than Tommy Caldwell. Dude seems incredibly supportivr and wholesome as a husband, father and friend while being one of the toughest, grittiest humans alive right now

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

stuck in the depths of despair again? have you tried eating a big sandwich about it?

submitted 52 days ago • 7 comments

Just met a DJ in his 50s or 60s who referred to Steely Dan as one guy. "I'll play his biggest hit" (puts on Reelin In The Years)

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

And then this immediately came across my feed. Called out

submitted 52 days ago • 0 comments

I don't think these young men are even encountering any social justice rhetoric first hand. They're just experiencing adolescent alienation amplified by social media, pornsickness, and embarrassed they don't know how to talk to girls. Then the Tateoids point and say "feminism did this to you"

submitted 52 days ago • 2 comments

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH

submitted 52 days ago • 86 comments

A calculator that costs 1 trillion dollars, but it’s also wrong

submitted 56 days ago • 84 comments

Cerebral Putrefaction is my favorite carcass song

submitted 55 days ago • 0 comments

I need one of those " days since an accident" boards bit it's " days since someone has played the Lose Yourself riff during soundcheck"

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

Fellow morrowboomers know

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments