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mielisio.bsky.social
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If you voted for Trump, fuck you. If you voted 3rd party, fuck you. If you didn’t vote but could have, fuck you. You’re all cunts.

in 125,000 simulations of the election, my statistical model predicted a narrow Harris win with 54.9% probability however, the model also grouped a number of midwest & sunbelt into a new entity, known as “MEGA ARKANSAS” - an ominous prophecy which i am terrified may come to

sword vending machine ⚔️

I know this is pure “old man yells at cloud” patter but… November 5th and shops are already playing Xmas music. The actual fuck, man…?

Now, more than ever...

Hello luvelys! I need song recs for my election day playlist <3

Man we’re actually so fuckeddd

I’m also getting into sleeping with sirens!!

🦇🦇🦇 ⠀⠀⠀🦇🦇🦇 🦇 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🦇⠀⠀⠀⠀ 🦇 🦇 it’s frickin bats⠀ 🦇 ⠀🦇 i love halloween🦇 ⠀⠀⠀🦇 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🦇 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🦇 ⠀⠀🦇 ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀🦇

Anyone got some eye jokes? The cornea, the better.

And people say that Ben Garrison does not cook!

I love finding new mcr songs that I never knew existed. Since when was Astro Zombies a song?!

I’m just now finding out that this was Gerard way. What the hell

Hey!! I’m Mel, transferred here from Twitter :) Anyways, looking to make new friends with similar interests to mine: - the outsiders - pierce the veil - my chemical romance - matt dillon - writing - guitar playing