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YALLL SOMEONE ACCIDENTALLY POSTED “This Bitch 🙄” IN THE WRONG TEAMS CHAT AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

robstown tx 😍

sucks there wasn’t room for when Baby D hits it

Supersonic (1988) J.J. Fad

“But DoorDash’s usage of “hay comida en la casa” isn’t it. … The nostalgia of the saying lies in the home-cooked meals our cash-strapped parents would make for us, not on the restaurant food we didn’t get to eat.” @fidel.bsky.social doesn’t miss!

there is nothing more american than selling cheap junk online at preposterous markups. and trump won't let you do it

Incredible how when his supporters like him he's trump but when he does something that destroys their lives he's "the government." The real (fantasy) donald trump is always just out of frame, ready to shower us with prosperity if only our stupid government that he's in charge of would let him

Good morning. I wrote an essay for The Guardian about Netflix's cancellation of a 9-hour Prince documentary and the depressing state of the celeb documentary complex. I argue that sanitized celebrity docs are now indistinguishable from high-end brand management: www.theguardian.com/film/2025/ma...

real bangers are back i’m afraid. shoutout to his family open.spotify.com/track/21bk4m...

BOURDAIN: And that's the thing that really makes the dog, it's the celery salt that ties it all together POPE LEO XIV: And the poppy seed bun, you can't get that anywhere else BOURDAIN: You're telling me the pope can't even get a decent poppy seed bun in Rome? POPE LEO XIV: I've tried

That there were people cheering on the DOGE cuts because they thought the government would send them a $500 check from all the money saved firing scientists and park rangers is quite sad to me.

this is terrible (for me because i love mess)

buckle up y’all

imagine being this kid and this is your one photo with the pope

And the Sun-Times got a photo of the new pope at a Sox Game (yes yes the 2005 World Series) — chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202...

Maybe next time

Grazin’ Layne’s

pope leo is probably the first pope who knows how to do the percolator

Wow, the Vatican wasted no time.

Apparently the Cardinals watched Conclave and Sinners before they voted.

The Chicago Sun-Times ran a lovely profile of the new pope a few days ago. His dad was a school superintendent. His mom started a library in the church basement. Includes a list of Chicago Catholic institutions he frequented as a kid that are now long gone. chicago.suntimes.com/religion/202...

Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins

I didn't think there was anything left to be said about Mobb Deep's "The Infamous," but @sonraw.bsky.social wrote a brilliant essay about its cultural impact and timelessness on its 30th anniversary. www.passionweiss.com/2025/05/08/d...

A Chicago Pope implies the existence of an MLA Pope and APA Pope

CM Pope: "I'm hurt, I'm old, I'm fuckin' tired and I work with people who are *literally* fucking children"

pope leo when he found out the bears drafted justin fields

hey, new york, how’s your pope doing? ohhhh - that’s right, sorry. maybe when you’re bigger.

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Maybe having an American pope will finally draw enough interest from US protestants for them to finally learn that Catholicism IS Christianity and not a separate faith.

The only Pope commentary I care about

Since Catholicism alleges to be about aiding the helpless Leo's first official act should be throwing out the first pitch at a White Sox game

st. john’s alum talking on cnn about how a nova pope might give them a recruiting edge in the Big Priest

y’all thing they’re into this?

Over/under 50 Pope hats at the Bears home opener?

what if cardinal dolan was playing the tedesco role at conclave??

A historic moment as we witness the first American leading the Catholic Church. Hailing from Chicago, Pope Leo XIV ushers in a new chapter that I join those in our state welcoming in at a time when we need compassion, unity, and peace.

Hold on, I remember this show. This already happened

new pope! *crowd goes wild* American pope! *crowd boos* woke for an American! *crowd goes wild* bad on protecting abusive priests! *crowd boos* hates JD Vance! *crowd goes wild*

The most recent retweet from the new pope is 👀.

An old X post from the new Pope is making the rounds:

FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF VILLANOVA STANDING AT 5' 9" ORDAINED BY DIVINE FATE IT'S... POOOOOOOPE LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HYj...