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Empieza la conferencia de presidentes y todo lo que no sea Ayuso llevando un ladrillo en el bolso para atizar a Sánchez e Illa interponiéndose pidiendo calma en catalán nos va a parecer poco en estos locos tiempos que vivimos.

"the choice of image was swiftly interpreted as an affront to the alfresco liberties of Spain’s older people." QUE ME DA UN MAL

No me podéis decir que no se merecen ganar las siguientes autonómicas por goleada 🥲

El PP de Ayuso está tan ciego de sectarismo que despotrica y vota en contra de sus propias propuestas cuando cree que son de Más Madrid

Segundo favor que pido. Que de todas las hostias que vuelen entre Trump y Musk se escape una y que caiga en toda la jeta a Vasarski.

ALBERT CALIENTA QUE SALES

Hay mucha gente teorizando sobre quién interpretará a Dorothy en la secuela de Wicked. Hay que saber muy poco de cine y estar muy fuera de la realidad para no dar por hecho que a Dorothy la va a interpretar Pedro Pascal.

Little curiosity about today's news is that people on X seem pretty convinced that Bluesky has no idea any of this is going on

lmfao here come the 6D-Chess Guys

the point of “mutually assured destruction” is to blackmail each other into peace, not to mutually destroy each other

Yall im crying

The enemy of my enemy is the guy I hope dies killing my enemy

Yglesias insisting for years that progressivism is politically toxic and then suggesting Dems team up with an extremely unpopular pseudo-Nazi is a good window into the reality of “popularism”

well we know how this ends

Apart from anything else, I think I might be the first person to coin the word "slopaganda" (slop + propaganda). I hope it takes off!

Don't get on an airplane, my guy

hi, divorce expert here! this is not funny, JD Vance only does this when he's in extreme distress.

d’souza entering his sitting-in-the-corner-talking-to-hand-puppets phase

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

The Catturd Army: the bane of all Trump haters and inattentive family dogs

meanwhile, in Tokyo

Not gonna be able to keep up today

So funny how he thinks a party explicitly by and for billionaires would be for the "middle 80%". Especially when Luigi had more cross party support than any recent politician.

The Conflict now reached Wikipedia War page territory

Este va a ser el peor divorcio de Musk.

elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”

hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaha (breath) hahahahahahaha

I just want to say that the DoJ attorneys handling the DOGE cases deserve every bit of how humiliating this is going to be. I hope they suffer.

Lord, I know I am not perfect. I know I stray from Your will. I know I fail every day to earn Your grace. But if You let Donald Trump sue Elon Musk for defamation I will clean up my act and do everything I can to glorify you. No monkey’s paw stuff please; I want to be able to cover it too.

Bannon advising Trump to investigate Musk because he is “of the strong opinion that he is an illegal alien.” www.nytimes.com/live/2025/06...

this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake

I think we can all agree the real hero of the day is Elon's dealer

at least Elon gets to go out while achieving his lifelong dream of posting things people are actually excited to read and share

Lol

Otro golpe de ketamina y Elon Musk dice que Trump ganó las elecciones gracias a él. "Qué ingratitud". Los accionistas de Tesla, a punto de pegarse un tiro. Musk cabreó a los votantes demócratas y ahora hace lo mismo con los republicanos.

Someone should tell Trump that Elon would feel very owned if he fully funded USAID and the CDC.

I love all of your jokes and witty commentary about this moment; please continue

Trump and Musk succumbing to the male loneliness epidemic

Dickhead versus asswipe in a shit to the death

Al paso que vamos, dentro de tres horas estrella una Starship en la Casa Blanca

Prigozhin 2.0

Gestapo