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mikebinkley.bsky.social
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Card stunts is the best idea I've heard yet
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Ok, but then where we can learn magic from Penn and Teller?
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From the quoted post
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They have the meats and they will distribute them how they see fit
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The Jersolina Devilcanes
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*Old-timey Newsreel Pitchbot
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backcheck/forecheck Someone not into hockey yet is going to hear those terms on the broadcast/coverage and potentially wonder what hit they missed (crosscheck, bodycheck, hip check)
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Didn't a millionaire try that? And to my memory he used cheat codes anyway, before eventually just reloading an old save
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Look, we may need to examine whether hockey can work in Canada or whether it's been a failed experiment.
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Wait, did Lane invite Charles over, hit him with a lightning bolt, and have Donkey Kong run him over?
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The Fate of the Super Bowl
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Pay for anything you want more of: if you don't, there won't be more.
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Then I will sleep, and then I'll wake up and have... ...wait... CRAP
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I will not sleep until breakfast is the most expensive meal of the day
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Just gotta let some air outta the ball, makes it easier to hang on to
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You miss 100% of the sh-*mphff* *MMPHFF*
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Of course he is! You've never heard of John Jacob-Jingleheimer Durham?
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"Jared Goff was, uh, hmm, MEDICINAL on that throw"
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Look, there's a lot of sports going on all at once right now: I've got to be alert to pay attention.
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Always looking for samoa your money
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Like this is News
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most people don't know this but Carson Beck is a classic complement to grilled fish
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Sure looks like it to me
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Suddenly the Cosmologist is AGAINST expansion? Hmmm...
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It's not "bourbon cream" but "straight up on the rocks" is *technically* possible
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"and may your love continue to bloom like an onion"
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B-10, G-53, and a free space among others
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Followed by a discussion about how the overtime rules need changing because Patrick Mahomes didn't get to touch the ball
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Heck, Frank Beamer tried to make Sean Glennon work *instead* of Tyrod two years in a row and I still haven't figured that one out
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Tyrod Taylor: Sharing snaps with mediocre white QBs for no real reason since 2007
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I told you: storytellers are omniscient! I know everything! Hoity toity, Mr. Godlike Smartypants.
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The big apes we have are Great, but what if we found a Greatest Ape?
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Gotta have that Costco warranty when buying F-35s
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At a cost of $250,000,000: an appointment to lead a made-up government department doesn't come cheap. For the right person, though, it's actually great value for money. We're naming it as an "upgrade pick"
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This in reverse, with horrified Muppets, would also be pretty great
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please come to my party for oral historians the dress code will be tales
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Does always make me laugh when the announcers act like the loss of down is made the grounding a worse mistake. In 99% of cases that's also what would've happened without the grounding
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I tend to think of intentional grounding as "that would've been a sack" and everything happens as if it were
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BAH BAH BAH
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I'm pretty sure a prose point is called a period.
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Adam?
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I just thought it was a (pretty good) Wolverine joke.
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Monophonic Incident
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Jason Isbell and the Unit
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Ahem, your *freedom* mistress's apartment.