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Vanity Fair, The New Yorker, 12 Books, Writer, Whistler, Finger-Cymbals, New Book with Jon Hamm, Patton Oswalt, Amy Sedaris, Chris Meloni, Paul Reubens, THIS IS HOW WE LOVE, out April 8th, https://tinyurl.com/2y6ywhhr https://doinit.substack.com/subscribe

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New Sub-Sacks up. My graduation speech to my high school alma mater last May. And my reading for David Sedaris in Bethesda, Maryland, 2024. doinit.substack.com/p/what-i-tol...

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35 years ago this August I appeared in the video for Groove Is In the Heart! Time fucking flies! I was the turbaned dancer

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Anyone want to see my Y2K panic room? I just gave it a much needed remodel.

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Available now at mikesacks.com

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The world is run by thugs and idiots.

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Didn’t realize that the current United States Secretary of Transportation was a cast member of The Real World, Boston, 1997. We’re in good hands!!!!

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Thinking back on all the amazing shows I saw as a kid at the Kennedy Center. Would go with my father to hear jazz. Here's one of the best concerts I've ever been to. Was very young but I remember it well:

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You damn right

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"fine-tooth comb" More like a fine-tooth lice comb

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Just met my death row bunkmate for the first time. A little standoffish at first but it actually turns out that he's also a HUGE fan of the Feelies' first album, "Crazy Rhythms." This could be fun!

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Coming this Monday on my Sub-Sacks: My graduation speech to the Winston Churchill High School class of 2024. (And the complete video) My fake graduation speech that I gave opening for David Sedaris in April of 2024. Both never published. Sign up! Don't cost much! doinit.substack.com/subscribe

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As in, Wiping from back to front?

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Love what @alexwinter.com is doing. Let’s take these fucks out.

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Not one fucking penny is coming in from tariffs. Zero.

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Out April 8th tinyurl.com/2y6ywhhr

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tinyurl.com/2y6ywhhr

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“I dread to think what the future will bring / When we’re living in real gangster time.” — The Specials, 1979

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God, I would love for anyone to write about this. Out April 8th. But if interested, I'd send you a review PDF. Thanks!

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I made a music mix for my new screenplay. Dig it. open.spotify.com/playlist/4Uf...

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Motherfucker should be in prison and he's complaining about this. Real savings on money, asshole. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...

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A four-year-old boy named "Dominic" surprised his mother by bringing a baby deer home after returning from the woods in the backyard because he considered the deer his friend, and the mother took a picture of them. This happened in Virginia

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Holy god in heaven.

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The problem with getting rid of incompetence is that you need actual competent people to do it

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Just fucking fantastic

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I've often compared Trump to a rabid fucking dog. This idiot is saying the opposite: that those affected by the moron are the ones who have rabies.

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Did you know that Lorne might have influenced Elaine’s spastic dance on Seinfeld? That Lorne expects cast members to pay for their own food at the SNL aftershow parties? That, like the players for the Yankees, SNL performers are not allowed facial hair? www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

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I interviewed the New Yorker’s Susan Morrison on her new biography on Lorne Michaels thttps://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/story/lorne-michaelss-biography-susan-morrison-interview

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This is not AI. This is my real voice and hand. I know! Spooky! Me talking about my new book.

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On my next Substack, out next Monday: the graduation speech I gave at the 2024 Winston Churchill High School graduation ceremony in Maryland (and the video that goes with it). And the parody speech I gave opening for David Sedaris in May 2024. Both never published. doinit.substack.com/subscribe

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All this to fucking save some money? We were doing pretty well before, guys. You know, not many crashes and stuff. www.theverge.com/news/614078/...?

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It's annoying how clearly this is going to play out. They gut the FAA. Therefore, the FAA can't do its job well because it was gutted. Therefore, they say "The FAA sucks, we have to privatize it." which is what Project 2025 wants to do. They're manufacturing the crises for their end goal.

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Young men on urban streets don't scare me. You know what scares the shit out of me? Fake patriotic "tough guys" roaming the marbled halls of Congress and the Senate in their red-white-and-blue bowties and USA pins on expensive lapels. Scares me to death.

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This is my new book. It's a "tie-in" book to the worst movie to have ever won the Best Academy Award, in 1994. It's on pre-sale now, out April 8th. It took four years to write. I think you'll like it. Beautiful hard-cover, like an art book. Thank you! tinyurl.com/2y6ywhhr

New Sub-Sacks up. My graduation speech to my high school alma mater last May. And my reading for David Sedaris in Bethesda, Maryland, 2024. doinit.substack.com/p/what-i-tol...

35 years ago this August I appeared in the video for Groove Is In the Heart! Time fucking flies! I was the turbaned dancer

Anyone want to see my Y2K panic room? I just gave it a much needed remodel.

Available now at mikesacks.com

The world is run by thugs and idiots.

Didn’t realize that the current United States Secretary of Transportation was a cast member of The Real World, Boston, 1997. We’re in good hands!!!!

Thinking back on all the amazing shows I saw as a kid at the Kennedy Center. Would go with my father to hear jazz. Here's one of the best concerts I've ever been to. Was very young but I remember it well:

You damn right

"fine-tooth comb" More like a fine-tooth lice comb

Just met my death row bunkmate for the first time. A little standoffish at first but it actually turns out that he's also a HUGE fan of the Feelies' first album, "Crazy Rhythms." This could be fun!

Coming this Monday on my Sub-Sacks: My graduation speech to the Winston Churchill High School class of 2024. (And the complete video) My fake graduation speech that I gave opening for David Sedaris in April of 2024. Both never published. Sign up! Don't cost much! doinit.substack.com/subscribe

As in, Wiping from back to front?

Love what @alexwinter.com is doing. Let’s take these fucks out.

Not one fucking penny is coming in from tariffs. Zero.

Out April 8th tinyurl.com/2y6ywhhr

tinyurl.com/2y6ywhhr

“I dread to think what the future will bring / When we’re living in real gangster time.” — The Specials, 1979

God, I would love for anyone to write about this. Out April 8th. But if interested, I'd send you a review PDF. Thanks!

I made a music mix for my new screenplay. Dig it. open.spotify.com/playlist/4Uf...

Motherfucker should be in prison and he's complaining about this. Real savings on money, asshole. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/19/u...

A four-year-old boy named "Dominic" surprised his mother by bringing a baby deer home after returning from the woods in the backyard because he considered the deer his friend, and the mother took a picture of them. This happened in Virginia

Holy god in heaven.

The problem with getting rid of incompetence is that you need actual competent people to do it

Just fucking fantastic

I've often compared Trump to a rabid fucking dog. This idiot is saying the opposite: that those affected by the moron are the ones who have rabies.

Did you know that Lorne might have influenced Elaine’s spastic dance on Seinfeld? That Lorne expects cast members to pay for their own food at the SNL aftershow parties? That, like the players for the Yankees, SNL performers are not allowed facial hair? www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/st...

I interviewed the New Yorker’s Susan Morrison on her new biography on Lorne Michaels thttps://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/story/lorne-michaelss-biography-susan-morrison-interview

This is not AI. This is my real voice and hand. I know! Spooky! Me talking about my new book.

On my next Substack, out next Monday: the graduation speech I gave at the 2024 Winston Churchill High School graduation ceremony in Maryland (and the video that goes with it). And the parody speech I gave opening for David Sedaris in May 2024. Both never published. doinit.substack.com/subscribe

All this to fucking save some money? We were doing pretty well before, guys. You know, not many crashes and stuff. www.theverge.com/news/614078/...?

It's annoying how clearly this is going to play out. They gut the FAA. Therefore, the FAA can't do its job well because it was gutted. Therefore, they say "The FAA sucks, we have to privatize it." which is what Project 2025 wants to do. They're manufacturing the crises for their end goal.

Young men on urban streets don't scare me. You know what scares the shit out of me? Fake patriotic "tough guys" roaming the marbled halls of Congress and the Senate in their red-white-and-blue bowties and USA pins on expensive lapels. Scares me to death.

This is my new book. It's a "tie-in" book to the worst movie to have ever won the Best Academy Award, in 1994. It's on pre-sale now, out April 8th. It took four years to write. I think you'll like it. Beautiful hard-cover, like an art book. Thank you! tinyurl.com/2y6ywhhr

A shot of me last night at the SNL 50th anniversary show. It was magic!

I’m not seeing Janeane Garofalo

I’d be much more impressed if this was a Mr. Show anniversary special