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Scientists have reconstructed the insane weather of Tylos, a world so hot, and so close to its sun that the clouds are made of vaporised metal, and where it rains liquid sapphires and rubies. https://buff.ly/41a3GnB #ShareGoodNewsToo

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The reply email inbox for this “what did you do last week” email is [email protected], so, you know, definitely don’t send them any unrelated messages that would interfere with their ability to carry out Elon’s dumbass bullshit

submitted 1 day ago • 355 comments

cc: loners with rifles

submitted 8 days ago • 177 comments

MAGA is mad that Kendrick Lamar used the halftime show to protest their oppressive regime. But they're especially mad that Kendrick didn't say the N-word, because they were really looking forward to singing along.

submitted 13 days ago • 6 comments

That OPI call was BS. Nice to know the refs are bought off this early into the game at least.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Fox & @NFL what is the point of highlighting the ASL interpreter and then not actually showing her on the broadcast in the corner of the screen? Asking for my deaf wife and all of her deaf friends I’m at this party with.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Ethel Rosenberg got the chair for doing a lot less damage to U.S. national security than Elon Musk has done this week

submitted 15 days ago • 42 comments

Toddlers For Rottweilers has renamed itself to Toddlers For Please Please Cujo Put Kyle Down He’s Already Dead

submitted 17 days ago • 37 comments

Congratulations to Trump on securing a $1.3 billion border security deal from Canada.... which was already negotiated in December 2024.

submitted 20 days ago • 693 comments

Hey Dems, Imagine just how much the GOP would be freaking the fuck out if Obama or Biden had allowed Soros access to all treasury payment and taxpayer data. Because they’d be right to freak the fuck out. So, freak the fuck out. Now would be good. XOXO Timmer

submitted 21 days ago • 101 comments

Sorry, Mexico and Canada, we elected a dimwitted shitheel

submitted 23 days ago • 832 comments

The problem with American political discourse is that you can’t explain the impact of tariffs to people dumb enough to think DEI programs cause plane crashes.

submitted 22 days ago • 50 comments

We need Democrats & the media to have the energy & effectiveness of Kendrick going after Drake and what they have is the energy & effectiveness of Drake going after Kendrick

submitted 22 days ago • 16 comments

Kudos to all the gullible twits who said it was all just a bargaining gambit. Also, why Canada? I comprehend Trump’s beef with Mexico, stupid and racist as it is. But Canada?

submitted 22 days ago • 136 comments

Anyway as they pull bodies out of the Potomac bear in mind that the guiding ethos of Trumpism is that the TSA, NTSB, and FAA should be radically downsized and run by dudes whose main qualifications are loyalty are a willingness to say “cunt” a lot

submitted 24 days ago • 575 comments

So a week after Trump guts a key aviation safety program we get the deadliest crash in ages. His incompetence is killing people.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Something that hasn’t changed from the first term is like every six to twelve hours there’s another thing they’ve done that fucks up your day.

submitted 25 days ago • 64 comments

I am so tired of finding out when I was not the one who fucked around.

submitted 26 days ago • 37 comments

So apparently, two people making important decisions at the Office of Personnel Management are a 21 year-old and another that just graduated high school last fkn year. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

submitted 25 days ago • 68 comments

I’ve got zero desire to watch this Super Bowl now. So sick of both teams involved.

submitted 27 days ago • 0 comments

BREAKING: Donald Trump Jr. issues angry, agitated statement decrying his father’s tariffs on products from Colombia.

submitted 28 days ago • 90 comments

Sorry Notre Dame, well fought game but it’s hard to stop this OSU offense. In fact only one team held them to <19 this year. Wonder who that was? 😂 congrats OSU, enjoy knowing that if this were the 4 team playoff you’d not have even made it in this year.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

This is the Bluesky version of this meme format

submitted 33 days ago • 3 comments

That doink was instant Karma for the cowardice of not going for a TD there. Even if you make it you go from down 2 scores to down 2 scores. Chickenshit play calling

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

It’s going to take months to sort through all of the stunning, crazy things Trump’s first batch of Executive Orders is attempting to do. But this little nugget from the pro-death penalty EP is … quite a thing unto itself: www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...

submitted 33 days ago • 69 comments

Just in case people don’t fully grasp it. The pardoning of insurrectionists is Trump’s way of building loyalty from militias and domestic terrorists to carry out unofficial acts for him

submitted 33 days ago • 445 comments

Dear lord these ND kids need to wrap up. Too many broken tackles

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

If Notre Dame wins this game they'll turn it into weird lore, if Ohio State wins this game some of the worst people on earth will be momentarily happy before they are reminded that they couldn't score 14 points against a 6-5 team with a QB made of potato.

submitted 33 days ago • 31 comments

Always remember: The undocumented are here because they made the rational decision to walk away from intolerable circumstances, and they're undocumented because conservatives have obstructed all paths to legal entry in order to keep them desperate and vulnerable. They are not the criminals.

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

It all feels like a family with a genuinely abusive family member choosing to just carry on with the holiday traditions, hoping to create normalcy through sheer will and denial.

submitted 34 days ago • 896 comments

19 point road win vs a top 25 team? Yes please thanks!

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

No one can accuse these refs of swallowing their whistles, that’s for sure. Michigan vs UCLA is going to come down to free throws

submitted 46 days ago • 0 comments

I’m normally against high taxes but I think we could balance the budget here via a 100-percent levy on morons

submitted 50 days ago • 1891 comments

DOINK!!

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Happy new year to everyone! 2025 will be a rough one but let’s find the joy we can when we can. I for one will be watching a lot of highlights of Michigan’s last 2 football games this season to bring me joy in this new year.

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Alabama was a 22.5-point favorite over Vanderbilt, a 14-point favorite over Oklahoma and a 16.5-point favorite over Michigan. Please never talk about hypothetical point spreads again. This is why we play the games.

submitted 54 days ago • 29 comments