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mikeiscreative.bsky.social
Comedy writer. Famous for getting bitten by a dog while walking into a meeting at work.
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The Bahamians are never getting paid

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TEXANS: Our kids are dying! What are you going to do about it!!!??? TEXAS GOV'T: Let's rename cuts of meat

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Somehow, Adrian Brody's speech feels even longer than "The Brutalist." #Oscars

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2024 was so long that I forgot many of those people died in the past 12 months #Oscars

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"I'm Not a Robot" is really, really good. And you can watch it for free. #Oscars

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Let's be real here, the LA firefighters are probably grateful award season is ending #Oscars

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Was "The Substance" based on Mick Jagger? #Oscars

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Academy Award winner

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Timothee Chalamet is going to have a bad night. When you show up somewhere and Adam Sandler is better dressed than you, you should just go home. #Oscars

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Ending the night with this. *Get your hankies* A D-Day veteran called a gracious and humbled Zelenskyy a hero.

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It’s insane to think that the Trump administration was more welcoming this week to the Tate brothers than to the President of Ukraine.

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Sorry, folks. You can't be MAGA and a patriot.

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Democracies stand with Ukraine.

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I guess we now know whose sports book Pete Rose used

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Would pay money for a Zelensky / Kendrick Collab

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Real question here: Who’s the leader of the free world now that we've abdicated? The UK Prime Minister? Macron? The German Chancellor?

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How did we not see that putting all that trust in people who willingly support the Green Bay Packers was a suicide mission?

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"Seeeeeee??? I wasn't THAT bad!" - Richard Nixon in Hell, just now

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I will forever be in awe of President Zelenskyy for not responding to Vance by asking, "Don't you have some more bullshit about dog eating to make up?"

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OPENING ONE WEEK FROM TONIGHT: "Now That's What I Call Fuck It," a show I co-wrote, starts next Friday at 9PM and runs every Friday night in March at The Second City in Chicago. Don't miss out on today's hottest, chart-topping sketches! #comedy #sketchcomedy #theater

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Oh, fuck right off, Covfefe Boy

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5 minutes into the new "Severance," and two major 80s cameos

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RIPickYourFeetInPoughkeepsie to the legend Gene Hackman

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At this point, I only want to see the pee-pee tape to see if he stayed awake

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"Guess we're not so bad lookin' now, hunh???" -Greyhound

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Our governor @govpritzker.illinois.gov has been getting a lot of well-deserved praise for calling out the laughing stock which is the current White House. But let's not forget our senator @duckworth.senate.gov

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I take back one of the negative things I've said about AI:

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I can't tell if this is a right wing conspiracy theory or the title of Chuck Tingle's latest book

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OOOPS I accidentally wrote them already. PLEASE don't share the email address for Federal employees to report to Elon what they did last week: [email protected] It would be an absolute shame if instead they were flooded by emails from concerned Americans, spam, porn, etc.

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He's not just a Cardinal. He's a spicy meatball too!

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I play Wordle first, in order to feel smart and capable, and then I play Connections to remind me that the universe is a baffling, capricious “fuck you”

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Man, this "Conclave" Oscar push is next level

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Bad news for people who still get their porn in print

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Normally, it's disgusting to celebrate someone getting fired. But hey, things aren't normal right now:

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You are just two weeks away from the funniest show you will ever see. "Now That's What I Call F--k It" is happening every Friday night at 9PM in March. I'm not just saying that as a co-writer who has a financial interest in this doing well. www.secondcity.com/shows/chicag...

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So, do people buy tickets, or is it now acceptable to steal a police shield, break through a window and assault an usher to get in? #J6Choir

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Thank you, "Severance." I never knew this existed.

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It's the fault of those losers in MAGA hats behind our bench #4Nations

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There's a masculine urge to lie about people eating dogs???

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And as his plane crashed down, he thought well 'least they fund ICE 🎶

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From now on, when you see a bald billionaire with a creepy smile in a 007 film, that's the "good guy."

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Have they cancelled Pearl Harbor Day yet? We really shouldn't be celebrating the time we started the war with Japan.

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Hopefully, the dose won't be their kids getting polio

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Does "Big Balls" take his ala mode?

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